Oxford's New Portraits

Oxford University is revealing the identities of more than 20 people whose portraits will be put on display to try to "promote greater diversity".

It wants to redress the balance from the university's walls being lined with pictures of "dead white males" by adding more women and ethnic minorities.

Nothing wrong with that, and all perfectly laudable. However, couldn't they have found an ex alumni a little more inspiring than Esther Rantzen?

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Exactly How Stupid Are people?

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How To Beat Nanny's One Glass a Day Rule

Kudos to Jam Raquion, who lives in Ilocos Norte in the Philippines, who has stuck two fingers up to Nanny wrt Nanny's rules on drinking:

"That moment when your parents or doctor tell you to only drink a glass of soda, or wine, or beer, or any other booze a day, so you get a glass that could actually satisfy your needs."

Sorted!

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Nanny Hates Hot Chocolate

I see that the interfering busybodies from CASH (Consensus Action on Salt and Health) have found another food source, allegedly loaded with salt, to whine about.

This time it turns out that a mug of hot chocolate can have more salt than a packet of ready salted crisps, according to CASH.

Seemingly Galaxy Ultimate Marshmallow Hot Chocolate powder had just over 0.6g of salt per 25g serving - or 2.5g per 100g - more than the 0.15g per 100g target.

Mars Chocolate, quite rightly pointed out that the drink was an "indulgent treat". However, as the BBC notes, but Public Health England (jumping on the CASH coattails) said more work was needed.

A standard 32.5g packet of Walkers Ready Salted Crisps contains 0.46g of salt.

All very well. However, as I have noted many times before, if you are healthy, drink a good amount of liquid and are not sedentary your body will excrete any excess salt via sweat and urine.

That aside, simply add extra sugar to counteract the salt!

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What a Load of Shite!

My thanks to a loyal reader who sent me a link to this Twitter account End St Patrick's Day:

"The official twitter account for the coordinated effort to end St. Patrick's Day are raise awareness of the fact that it is a holiday based in white pride."

 What a load of shite!

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Health and Safety Training

How would you rescue this "gentleman" without risking splashback?

Proof, if ever it was needed, that we are dumbing down hour by hour!


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