Can anyone explain this Nanny ban to me, I am at a total loss to understand it; as indeed is Bob Singh, on whom the ban has been placed.
What has Nanny banned?
Mr Singh has, for the last 10 years, been adding jokes to his promotional leaflets at his Landmark store in Port Talbot, south Wales.
Now Nanny's police officers have stomped in and warned that he could face prosecution for breaching public order if he does not stop.
South Wales Police sergeant Simon Merrick said:
"The content of promotional material which has been distributed in the area has been brought to our attention as being potentially inflammatory and offensive.
The distributor has been appropriately advised and instructed to withdraw the leaflets from circulation."
Here are some of Mr Singh's jokes:
:: What is the technical name for three days of horrendous weather followed by bright sunshine? A Welsh Bank Holiday!
:: What do you call a sheep with no legs? A Cloud!
:: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? El-if-i-no!
:: What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have No-I-Dear.
Please, can anyone tell me why Nanny dislikes these jokes (aside from the fact they are very bad!)?
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