Poor old Carol, what did she do to annoy Nanny?
Banned left right and centre!
Yes folks, the old jokes are always the best!
Anyhoo, children in the choir from Arthur Bugler County Junior School in Stanford-le-Hope Essex were a tad disappointed recently. They had practiced hard to perform some carols at the Corringham Winter Festival. However, there was one small fly in their oinkment.
Can you guess what that was?
Yes, that's right, they were to perform carols.
What is wrong with carols?, I hear you ejaculate (can I say ejaculate so close to Christmas?).
Carols my dear readers are religious; the organisers of the festival didn't want anything religious, lest it spoilt the flavour of the festival.
How very petty of the organisers!
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