Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Friday, December 19, 2008

Nanny Bans Carols

Nanny Bans CarolsPoor old Carol, what did she do to annoy Nanny?

Banned left right and centre!

Yes folks, the old jokes are always the best!

Anyhoo, children in the choir from Arthur Bugler County Junior School in Stanford-le-Hope Essex were a tad disappointed recently. They had practiced hard to perform some carols at the Corringham Winter Festival. However, there was one small fly in their oinkment.

Can you guess what that was?

Yes, that's right, they were to perform carols.

What is wrong with carols?, I hear you ejaculate (can I say ejaculate so close to Christmas?).

Carols my dear readers are religious; the organisers of the festival didn't want anything religious, lest it spoilt the flavour of the festival.

How very petty of the organisers!

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  1. Yet another harmless pleasure banned by the joyless 'worthies' who seek to rule us.

    It's like having the Puritans back. Oliver Cromwell would love this lot.

    Why don't they just go the whole hog and ban LIFE - after all, you have a 100% chance of dying from engaging in life, so it must be a H&S risk!


  2. microdave1:13 PM

    Ah, but the clue is in the name "Corringham Winter Festival" Note the use of "Winter", not Christmas....

  3. David J Hilton8:53 PM

    What part of 'this is the West - NOT the East' don't they understand?

  4. I posted this in my blog last (ooo, shall I say it?!) Christmas...

    ...On and on. Well, the Politically Correctoids of the world are at it again this season of celebration. A small public school in my town decided to fiddle with a concert. They had a song in there, "Silver Bells", which did not suit the two teachers who were organizing this concert of Grade 2 and 3 students. "Christmas", it seems was mentioned in there and they decided to change that word to "Festive". There you go. Even in a song that has absolutely nothing to do with religion, or God, or Jesus Christ, just the simple word of "Christmas" has got the teachers of our young minds thinking, "Oh dear! This won't do! We cannot have the word Christmas at this time of year!!".
    .. The hue and outcry over this (it actually hit the front page of a national newpaper today) made the organizers, two teachers, remove the song "Silver Bells" and replace it with "Frosty The Snowman". Ain't life grand?
    .. Ha! And a local radio announcer said today, "Frosty, huh? So we are promoting smoking now to Grade 1 and 2 kids??!!". Of course he was refering to Frosty's corncob pipe, which is refered to in Wikipedia as a "beginner's pipe". What is this world coming to?! {:- 0

    Merry Christmas all!!

  5. MrMickS7:07 AM

    Why are we so ashamed of our heritage? What is it that requires us to do penance and suppress our national traditions and beliefs in case we upset someone? Is this is the same country that had an Empire that spanned the world? Its pathetic.

  6. The answer, MrMickS, is perfectly simple: FEAR. These Politically Correct folk are scared silly of the Muslims, and terrified of "offending" them.

    I'm surprised the radio is still playing "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas". So racist - must be due for the chop any time now.