Monday, December 22, 2008
A Christmas Tale
Tis the season to be jolly etc, and ignore all of Nanny's advice.
In the spirit of the season, a member of the Nanny Knows Best team (ie me) took his dear old (86 years to be precise) uncle out for lunch last Friday.
I highly commend Maggie Jones's, a favourite spot of mine.
Rest assured a good time was had by all, and copious quantities of food and booze were consumed!
Despite consuming and elegant sufficiency I still managed to transport myself back home to Brighton later in the evening, without any of the following:
- falling over
- the use of the emergency services to sober me up, detox me, or arrest me
- vomiting in any public/private place
- being lewd, crude, obnoxious etc
- putting my feet up on the seat of the train
- robbing or assaulting anyone
Now if I can manage to behave in a vaguely civilised manner, despite having consumed a vast quantity of food and drink, how come our youngsters (and those who should know better) who have been Nannyfied since birth cannot?
Season's greetings folks.
Have it large this year!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
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Celebrate the joy of living with champagne. Click and drink!
Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Toys, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries