Monday, December 08, 2008
Knobheads of The Year - Thanet Council
Even I, a man who is well used to Nanny's stupidity, was a tad gobsmacked when I read what Nanny's "we are only obeying orders" twats in Thanet Council did to Lazaris Michael (76 years old) recently.
Indeed I am so gobsmacked that I am awarding Thanet council my ultra prestigious, and much coveted, "Knobheads of The Year" Award.
What have they done to deserve such an award?
Pin back your lugholes dear readers, and I will relate a sorry tale of Thanet Council's arrogance and pigheadedness.
Mr Michael was minding his own business shopping in Margate and having a fag, when some policemen accidentally knocked his fag out of his hand as they rushed to nick two girls who were trying to leg it from a branch of Boots.
So far so good.
Mr Michael, being a responsible citizen (and not happy to waste a good fag), then bent down to pick it up...
Can you guess what happened next children?
Yes, that's right, before he could retrieve his fag as if by magic a council warden appeared and blinky blonky blimey issued him with a fixed penalty notice of £60 for littering.
Now at this stage one might have thought that, aside from the warden being a jobsworth "I'm only following orders" knobhead, the council would have used some commonsense and not followed this up.
Oh deary me, how wrong you are!
The council, being a bunch of thickheaded, obstinate knobheads chose to ignore his pleas for commonsense and are threatening him with a larger fine of £80 if he does not pay up.
Thanet Council when confronted showed no remorse, their environment chief Shirley Tomlinson said:
"We are happy with the process that has been followed.
Thanet Council's campaign warns people the council will take a zero tolerance approach to anyone who drops litter, including cigarette butts and chewing gum.
If spotted, no excuses will be accepted. You will be handed a fine.
It is therefore important to dispose of any litter in the right way.
Our wardens have been doing what they have been instructed to do and we cannot make any allowances."
By their own words so they have condemned themselves.
Let us reciprocate and show no mercy to these self important martinets, who choose to abandon the normal rules of mercy and commonsense that ought to be used in abundance by our elected officials.
- No more should we kowtow to these people.
- No more should we accept their "authority" over us.
- No more should we vote them back into office.
At every opportunity should we obstruct, and gum up the system. Use Nanny's "zero tolerance" approach against Nanny and her minions.
Local councils are the enemy of the people, they should be treated with absolute contempt!
Thanet Council well deserving Knobheads of The Year!
Now here's a funny thing:)
Can you guess children which party runs Thanet?
Yes, that's right, it's the Tory Party...again!
I don't know about you, but I am getting pig sick of writing about local council stupidity and rigid petty mindedness, only to find that it's not Zanu Labour but the Tories behaving like dickheads.
Well folks I give the Tory Party full and fair notice that even if it costs them the next election, unless they get their act together and clearly demonstrate to us that they have a workable plan for rolling back the frontiers of the state (and bring their councils to heel) I will use all my efforts to cause a "train wreck" in their election plans.
I would also like to remind them that I own the domain names laboursleaze.com and torysleaze.com.
You know the format by now folks, drop Cameron a line telling him your views of the Tory party.
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