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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Prats of The Week - The Met

Given the many serious issues facing the Metropolitan police (eg crime), I would have thought that their resources were pretty stretched.

Evidently not.

It seems that they have time enough to write poetry.

Denise Milani (the Met's Head of Diversity - salary £90K) recently set the force a wee poetry competition on the subject of "gender equality".

The lucky winner will be granted a coffee break with Ms Milani, where they can discuss gender equality.

The poems must focus on ‘recruitment, retention or progression’, creating a ‘gender-sensitive working environment’ or ‘successfully managing gender-diverse teams’.


The Met, well deserving Prats of The Week!

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  1. Anonymous10:49 AM

    I have a poem about gender equality for her………

    A hermaphrodite policeperson from Nantucket
    Had a cock that was so big he/she could suck it
    He/she said with a grin
    Whilst wiping his/her chin
    If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.

    Where do I claim my prize?

  2. Why does cultural Marxism infest so many of our public services?

    Could it be because they don't have to worry about where their cash flow comes from? I could imagine taking such an idea to a private company's CEO or MD and being shown the door rather quickly, perhaps with a flea in my ear!

  3. Lord of Atlantis11:45 AM

    "The lucky winner will be granted a coffee break with Ms Milani, where they can discuss gender equality."
    And the loser will spend the whole day with Ms Milani: lucky person!

    What absolute nonsense! Meanwhile, whilst there is no shortage of money for this sort of crap, policemen and other staff actually involved with solving crime are being sacked as part of a slimming down process.

    Tonk, Whilst I agree with your sentiments, I fear that the political correctness gestapo have so much influence in this country, that CEOs and MDs of private companies might also implement these crass ideas through fear of being labelled homophobic, and in order to avoid prosecution.

  4. Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells1:04 PM

    Is this the same Met that guns down innocent Brazillian electricians with no less than seven shots in the head in full view of horrified Tube passengers? Then threatening said Tube passengers if they don't keep schtum?

    1. Anonymous2:22 PM

      Ken ,pleeeeeeeeeease go the whole hog and let the good people know that she trousers " norf of ninety large" (90k)as the criminal parlance would tell it. "Informed of Osterley".

    2. Done..tho are "trousers" an allowed term under gender diversity?

  5. Anonymous3:45 PM

    Having done a Google search for images of Denise Milani I have found that she may be either of these two women:-

    Both are called Denise Milani.

    I think there should be a competition about which one you would rather spend an afternoon with.

    1. The second one says on her website "Her desire to help others.."

  6. Dear Ken,

    I have been awaiting this moment:

    There was a stout copper named Julie
    whose arrests were at times quite unruly.
    She would launch her attack
    from the seat in the back
    with the words, "Now you're fucked,
    good and truly."