Dear all
Try as I might, I cannot open my newly purchased bottle of Mr Muscle drain unblocker.
The product's child safety cap will simply not budge.
Aside from me taking a hacksaw to it, does anyone out have any advice as to how I may open this?
Thanks
Ken
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Get a child to open it for you. Their smaller hands can fit round the bottle top.
ReplyDeleteMight I suggest that you insert your can of drain unblocker into the rectum of one of your local Councillors and give it a sharp turn in an anti-clockwise direction.
ReplyDeleteIt may not get the top off, but if it does you could take the opportunity while it is still in there to inject a substantial quantity of the unblocker where it might do some good.
Unless they've changed the cap design it's easy-peasy. Hold bottle by the handle in your right hand. Press down with the heel of your left hand and rotate cap anti-clockwise.
ReplyDeleteIt's the pressing down bit which releases the lock.
My old man (84 and counting) can't open a tin of spam, a 1-litre bottle of milk (plastic variety), a tub of ice-cream, his tablet containers, anything that requires tearing by hand and many other household objects.
ReplyDeleteI try to help him - and I struggle.
The old will die of starvation because they can't open things they used to.