Nanny Knows Best
Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.
Showing posts with label breast. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breast. Show all posts
Sunday, March 20, 2016
Breast Is Best
I see that St Jamie of Oliver, not content with lecturing us about our sugar intake (whilst ignoring how much of the stuff is in his recipes), is now to become a proponent of breastfeeding.
We are truly blessed as a nation to have this man amongst us!
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Nanny Bans Cleavage
Ooh Err Missus!
Nanny has a bee in her bonnet over cleavage.
Given how much cleavage appears to be on display these days (more than even in a tacky 1970's "Confessions of..." film), I am surprised that she has got rather worked up over the rather trivial matter of a hairdresser advertising his Ramsgate based business using a photo of his wife.
Anyhoo, Nanny's chums from Thanet District Council got their knickers in twist over Marcello Marino's poster of his wife Yaice, and have told Mr Marino to take it down.
Seemingly the council were moved into "action" having received a staggering total of ONE complaint from some tedious person about the amount of cleavage shown.
As the old saying goes "one man can change the world", pity that in this case it is a miserable sod with nothing better to do with their lives than complain.
For good measure, Jocelyn McCarthy of the Ramsgate Society, said it was distasteful to show "so much cleavage on a public building".
A council spokeswoman said:
"For a banner of this size and location, planning permission to display an advert is required.
We have written to the owner explaining this, and also that planning permission for this advert would be unlikely as the property is in a conservation area."
What a petty, vindictive, nit picking little country we live in!
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Thursday, August 09, 2007
The Nipple Nazis Strike Again
Her crime?
Having the temerity to be photographed feeding her baby with a bottle...then for good measure happily noting that she has crate loads of bottles and teats, which she throws away when used.
The sanctimonious outpourings from the Nipple Nazis, about Jordan's bottle, positively made me retch.
They even stomped off to the advertising standards agency with a copy of the magazine in which Jordan was photographed, to complain.
Nothing is more nauseating than a group of people who, so convinced of their own moral superiority, castigate all others who do not subscribe 100% to their view.
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Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Nanny Bans Formula
However, I never thought that it would be baby milk formula.
A coalition of Nanny type charities is demanding (note; "demanding" was the word used by the BBC, so it must be true) baby milk be treated like tobacco and subjected to a total advertising ban.
Whenever I hear the word "demand" in a statement from Nanny or her acolytes, I instinctively reach for my sick bag.
How farking arrogant and simple minded of these people!
Who do they think they are to "demand" anything???
I have to say, what society or planet do they inhabit?
Does it not occur to them that we actually live in a "democracy" and free market economy. Unless a product/service is actually illegal (eg heroin) it is perfectly within the remit of the law and society's mores for companies to advertise a product/service in order to create a demand for that product/service.
It's called the free farking market, get used to it Nanny!
Anyhoo, Nanny's chums in The National Childbirth Trust (NCT), Save The Children and Unicef are blaming adverts (how convenient) for many mothers abandoning breast feeding before the recommended six months.
These charities, who reside in Lah Lah Land, want Nanny to extend a ban on infant milk adverts to include "follow-on" milks for older babies.
Companies are currently not allowed to advertise formula milk for babies under six months.
Needless to say this little outburst by these people will do nothing for the self esteem of mothers who move on to feeding their sprogs with a bottle. Many mothers already feel an immense sense of guilt and failure when they move on to the bottle. This is standard Nanny tactics, make people feel worthless and guilty about their lives; that way they are easier to manipulate and can be made to depend on Nanny.
The charities are trying to compare milk companies to fag companies; note the subtle Nazi style word association/word dropping that they use, "tobacco companies" "loopholes" "cigarette" "exploit" "aggressively", so that people subconsciously start to feel a sense of revulsion over milk formula companies.
Here is Belinda Phipps, of the NCT, doing her bit for the propaganda machine:
"In similar ways to how tobacco companies found
their way through loopholes in legislation
restricting the advertising of cigarette promotion,
formula milk companies are finding ways to
exploit ambiguity in the law and to continue
aggressively marketing their products to parents."
Dr Ellie Lee of the University of Kent, who has actually bothered to do some research, said the impact of advertising on the decision to switch from breast to bottle was "negligible".
Dr Lee found that the decision to bottle feed was a "pragmatic decision based on personal circumstances".
"Some do it because of the pain
of feeding or so they can feed their
child at more regular intervals,
some so they can share responsibility for
feeding the baby, others because they are
thinking of going back to work.
Many mothers feel an immense sense of guilt
and failure when they move on to the bottle,
and this latest debate about advertising
is likely to make them feel even worse."
In other words, it is a decision that is best left to the individual to make based on her own personal circumstances. The trouble is that "individual decision making", whereby people think and decide for themselves, is an anathema to Nanny.
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