Nanny has come up with another fun, novel, exciting and compulsory method of wasting your money.
She has launched a £7M anti crime campaign, “Let’s Keep Crime Down”, which states the “bleedin’ obvious”:
One little “gem” in Nanny’s campaign is the earth shaking observation that if you lock your doors and windows, then you will lessen your chances of being burgled.
Nanny, of course, cannot resist talking down to us. Her helpful little sprite Hazel Blears, at the launch of the campaign, said:
"We know that one in five crimes happens through something really stupid - like leaving your doors and windows open, leaving goods on the back seat of your car, flashing around your mobile phone..It's simple things the public can do to stop themselves being victims of burglary and robbery."
There you have it ladies and gentlemen, if you are a victim of crime you have no one to blame but yourselves!
Isn’t it lucky that we have Nanny around to protect us from our own stupidity?
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