Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Welcome to Birmingham, Birthplace of The Fourth Reich

Come join the Birmingham GestapoI can exclusively reveal that Birmingham Council have decided to set up their own branch of the Gestapo.

Nanny’s autocratic friends in Birmingham Council have decided to “beef up” their ongoing policy of snooping, interfering and controlling peoples’ lives.
Council staff are being ordered by Birmingham Council to adopt Gestapo tactics, and report people who smoke in their own homes.

A Birmingham City Council memo from Viv Strong (Council Directorate Safety Officer- a very grand title!) states that staff, such as social workers and home helps, are at risk from passive smoking during house visits. The memo orders employees to tell “service users” (voters, to you and me) to extinguish their cigarettes, or face being reported.

Here is an extract of the memo:

“..When employees are called upon to visit service users at home it has to be accepted that the service user is entitled to smoke in their own home...Employees in such instances may politely request that the service user refrains from smoking, taking into account their own personal safety throughout the duration of the visit...Where the service user refuses to co-operate, the employee should report this incident immediately to their manager..Upon receipt of such information managers should review the risk assessment.”

The Birmingham Branch of the Gestapo (seen below at a training course) will consist of social workers, home helps, trading standards officers and licensing officers; they will visit pubs, clubs and peoples’ homes.

The Birmingham Gestapo

What a nasty, unpleasant and odious plan. We all know where snooping and reporting on peoples’ private lives can lead, don’t we children?

In fact, the council are already one step ahead, they have decided that in keeping with their new role as “citizens protector” they will need a more “suitable” headquarters. I have been able to obtain exclusive photos of their proposed new Chancellery, see below:

Birmingham's Proposed ChancelleryBirmingham's Proposed Chancellery











Birmingham's Proposed ChancelleryBirmingham's Proposed Chancellery








Under normal circumstances the citizens of Birmingham would be able to show these idiots the “electoral door”, by voting them out of office. Unfortunately for the good people of Birmingham, their autocratic council is planning to abolish elections.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is precisely the way that dictatorships start.


78 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:37 PM

    If the 'service users' have any sense, they'll advise the 'employees' to piss off, and the 'managers' to fold their 'risk assessments' so that they're all corners, and stuff them in that part of Viv Strong where the sun never shines.

    Weasel Bearder

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  2. Socialist nanny and her friends have been so naughty that they may get a little visit from capitalist matron and her hubby the big bad one quite soon.Guess what socialist nanny has been doing?

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  3. Anonymous6:11 PM

    screwing up peoples lives I suppose

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  4. Screwing up lives is a normal 'activity'for socialist nanny especially in Brum.

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  5. Anonymous3:20 PM

    Socialist nanny has a speciality,interfering in peoples lives to such an extent that they develop mental health problems.

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  6. Indeed you are correct This is socialist nanny at her finest.

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  7. Anonymous3:16 PM

    surely it costs a great deal of money to interfere in peoples lives to such an extent that they develop mental health problems?

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  8. How perceptive,this could well be the reason why tha Brum SS has so many problems with it's budgets.

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  9. Anonymous10:53 AM

    Where are these cases to be found?

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  10. In socialist nanny's favorite playground of course,where these guys are inferred with by socialist nanny from cradle to grave.

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  11. Anonymous3:35 PM

    You mean those unfortunate enough to be born with a mental handicap also suffer mental health problems when solialist nanny interferes with their lives.

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  12. Those with a mental handicap do not have the gumption to tell socialist nanny to "Stick it where the sun never shines"as their lives are totally controlled by the 4th Reich their homes and day centres the modern day stalags.

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  13. Anonymous2:21 PM

    What about "social inclusion" surely this is the government strategy in this social area ?

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  14. At the home run by capitalist matron some residentents were found to have higher average levels of "social inclusion" than than for the non mentally handicapped of a similar age.

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  15. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Surely capitalist matron is a local hero and has an ever expanding business.

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  16. Normal logic, but why does the SS have all these budgets problems?

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  17. Anonymous3:06 PM

    Oh I get it it's very expensive to use the private sector that's why the SS haven't got any money and capitalist matron lives in the lap of luxury at the states expense

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  18. Normal logic, but capitalist matron used to charge about half as much as socialist nanny to do her much better job

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  19. Anonymous8:49 PM

    Normal logic doesnt get you far in this place

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  20. Indeed living in a land of contrarian logic can be disturbing.

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  21. Anonymous2:05 PM

    You say used to charge?

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  22. I tend not to make mistakes with my wording

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  23. Anonymous6:25 PM

    Someone must have made a mistake if capitalist matron is no longer in business

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  24. According to the SS it wasn't them but this is an organisation devoted to the democratic principle of being judge and jury in all matters regarding social affairs

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  25. Anonymous9:53 AM

    So not only does scialist nanny do a very poor and expensive job but she spends even more money putting those who out compete her out of business;as judge and jury in all matters she deems this fair competition.

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  26. You seem to be getting the picture

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  27. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Where in Brum did capitalist matron run her business ?

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  28. A long way from home for a state socialist

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  29. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Surely not in a Royal Borough ?

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  30. The residents in Royal Boroughs have a very poor record when it comes to supporting state socialism which is why the SS stations it's best troops there, highly trained in the dark arts of political correctness and imformation mismanagement.

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  31. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Sort of contrarian logic, the better a community works the more state socialists you need to stop it working

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  32. Brilliant deduction you would recieve the iron cross if you worked in a socialist bureacracy.

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  33. Anonymous8:56 AM

    I dont work in a socialist bureacracy it's my taxes which pay for this sort of nonsense

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  34. I think that you are begining to see the difference between socialist logic and capitalist logic

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  35. Anonymous7:26 PM

    These guys are just playing market share games

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  36. Anonymous10:19 AM

    If you ask them to cut costs they threaten the politician with large cuts in services

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  37. Anonymous3:58 PM

    This public service is out of any form of democratic controll

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  38. They do go to alot of "meetings"

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  39. Anonymous2:01 PM

    Socialists spend their lives going to meetings

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  40. Unsettling if you are not a state socialist

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  41. Anonymous5:36 PM

    Competitions in political correctness

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  42. Who can come up with a dubious legal opinion is a favorite

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  43. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Health and Safety must be one of socialist nannies favorites

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  44. The amount of health and safety"issues" found in a day centre beggers belief

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  45. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Race relations "issues"

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  46. The amount of "issues" is endless so endless that when one of capitalist matron's charges merely overheard the word "meeting" she spontaneously burst into tears.

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  47. Anonymous1:34 PM

    Did all matron's charges react in this manner to "meetings"

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  48. One or two really loved them

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  49. Anonymous4:02 PM

    Can you explain why?

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  50. I will have a go.

    In the world of state socialism "meetings" are a form of social inclusion.Anyone who is anyone goes to "meetings".To gain status as a good socialist some of the handicapped have learned the socialist trick of inventing unprincipled allegations often involving some kind of either physical or sexual abuse.In the socialist world this makes them a celebrity and gains them maximum attention. When these allegations are investigated in the real world like all socialist conspiracies they are found to be groundless.

    The consequences of this sort of behavior in normal society is thhat they are shunned leading to the familliar problem of social isolation.

    The worried carer or homeowner will often refer these sorts of matters to the medical profession where quite a common diagnosis is schizophrenia.

    This is caused in my humble opinion by the fundermental clash of moralities between the negative world of bureacratic socialism and the positive world of social capitalism where attention and praise is afforded to who say and do sensible things.

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  51. Anonymous12:31 PM

    This must create further problems for the churches and charities who include them their own social organisations.

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  52. It is certainly a huge deterrent to social enterprise but socialist nanny does not like competition.

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  53. Anonymous6:44 PM

    Socialist nanny seems an even bigger pest than the entrepreneurs of this website envisaged

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  54. Sometimes the comedians of this world can intuatively highlight a problem without quite realising just how right they are.

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  55. Anonymous11:19 AM

    What reasons did they give for closing poor capitalist matron's business?

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  56. Capitalist matron was working too hard and this was unsafe.

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  57. Anonymous3:16 PM

    Surely not even socialist nanny could be that stupid.

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  58. Difficult to believe I know but in the context of these problems a relatively minor misdemeanour.

    To be fair capitalist matron had already decided to voluntarily close her business after previous incidents of "unprincipled activity" from this socialist public service.

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  59. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Capitalist matron must have been hopping mad at this sort of treatment,she must have filed the odd complaint.

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  60. According to economic theory a capitalist only persues complaints into a socialist service when that service is trying to put you out of business on it's own errors.

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  61. Anonymous5:06 PM

    So this means that a capitalist has joined the allegations industry

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  62. The differnce between a socialist complaint and a capitalist complaint is that the complaints piloted by capitalist matron are of case standard.

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  63. Anonymous11:12 AM

    This is likely to have little effect as the SS often fail to recognise their own errors let alone admit to them.

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  64. So do you want to know how to stop dictatorships

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  65. Anonymous12:11 PM

    Everyone wants to know that

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  66. Have a bassh at summarising this position

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  67. Anonymous1:43 PM

    Where do I begin

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  68. Lets start with a pile of state socialists with long standing budgets problems

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  69. Anonymous6:39 PM

    They go to loads of meetings and never sort anything out

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  70. They suffer from all being lawyers and v. poor ones at that

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  71. Anonymous9:48 AM

    These lawyers interfere with peoples lives to such an extent that they develop mental health problems

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  72. If you ask them to save money they just come up witk a pile of service cuts.

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  76. Anonymous11:29 AM

    Then they start exporting their problems and develop exernal contracts and budgets problems. About 1/3 of homes have goe out of business in the last 4 years.

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  77. Anonymous1:46 PM

    the next problem they develop is external budgets (never enough money to pay their external budget)

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