However, she has often found that her desire to change was hampered by the very thing that she was trying to change; ie the British legal system.
Nanny needed a champion, someone who would remove this annoying obstacle to her will.
Enter David “trial without jury” Blunkett; a man who has made it his life work to increase centralised government control of the judiciary, and to abolish the basic legal rights that have been in place for centuries.
Blunkett, as we all know, has had a few “run ins” with the police over what he perceives to be their resistance to his policies; he feels that they are not helping him, and his mistress (I mean Nanny by the way!), implement their “master plan” for Britain.
Nanny and her champion Blunkett are not renowned for their patience; perhaps they perceive that their time is running out?
Therefore Blunkett in order to ensure that his legal rule changes will be enforced, without the foot dragging of the police, has decreed that he will appoint more community support officers and increase their powers.
In other words, he will be creating a private police force that will work directly for him; they will not be accountable, as the regular police force are, to the normal laws and regulations of Britain.
These community support officers, known “affectionately” as “Blunkett’s Bouncers”, will have the power to detain people for up to 30 minutes without a professional police officer being present.
Think about that for a minute, your neighbour or anyone else who joins “Blunkett’s Bouncers” will be able to detain you at their whim!
This uniformed band of citizens, shades of the Third Reich here I think, would also have other powers including:
- The power to demand names and addresses
- The power to confiscate alcohol
- The power to issue fixed penalty notices for certain offences
By the way if you feel that a few “Blunkett’s Bouncers” may not be too much of a problem, think on; the current membership of Blunkett’s private police force stands at around 3000, he wants the numbers to rocket to a staggering 25000.
In fact, Blunkett is already formulating his recruitment campaign.
Worried now? You should be!
Blunkett's Bouncers, coming to a town near you!