Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Open Day

Hi folks,

Today is open day on Nanny Knows Best, where you can debate and chat about issues that irk you about the Nanny state.


Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Celebrate the joy of living with booze. Click and drink!

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Anonymous1:15 PM

    Food fight!

    *throws a very sticky bun filled with cream at Tonk*

  2. Alice1:20 PM

    Oh dear... *puts up umbrella*

  3. Tonk.2:44 PM


    I hope you did a risk assessment before lauching the projectile:-)

    Just laugh at Hi-Viz.

  4. Tonk.2:47 PM

    Oh dear......I was just about to lick the cream (from the bun)from my face but, someone in a piece of Nanny's favourite fetish wear; Hi-Viz, told me not to do so as it was unhealthy.....I just laughed and did it anyway.

  5. Big Issue vendors to become smartphone reporters

    Via the Press Gazette: "“Homeless Big Issue sellers are to be equipped with smartphones so that they can begin acting as news gatherers, the charity has said. The vendors will be encouraged to blog and use social networking websites like Twitter and Facebook to capture and upload images and audio. Vendors stand on streets up and down the country come rain or shine, hence they are uniquely connected to their local area .. we want them to become the eyes and ears of their neighbourhoods, offering a unique perspective and simultaneously developing the skills which will get them off the streets.

    It seems these new "eyes and ears" are being sponsored by an anonymous corporate partner. Comments?

  6. "Developing the skills which will get them off the streets"

    How will they be able to continue observing and reporting on street scenes, if they are no longer on the streets?

  7. Alice, have you tried to check that umbrella in as hand luggage in an airport, and if so, did you check it to see there were any concealed knives in it?

  8. MrMickS8:30 PM

    The biggest thing I think is the attitude that when people don't follow Nanny's urgings that its because they don't understand and that Nanny must explain it using simpler words.

    It's not that we don't understand, we understand perfectly well, we just choose not to follow your advice.

  9. Alice9:17 PM

    My umbrella wraps up small and fits in a small case, nestled quite nicely in the bottom of my bag...I've only been on a plane six times in my life, only four within actual memory!
    Sooner or later I'd imagine umbrellas will be banned because of the long thin metal bits holding up the fabric...potential blunt stabbity and suffocating-y weapons, oh noes!! This means that martial artists, policemen and army people will be classed as weapons themselves and not be permitted to travel...well it does seem that more and more brains are being replaced with cottage cheese.