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Showing posts with label nipple nazis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nipple nazis. Show all posts

Friday, November 23, 2012

Nanny Bans Nipples



Oooh err Missus, as we all know Brighton is not exactly prudish when it comes to matters risque. Therefore I was surprised to learn that Brighton Nanny has got her knickers in a twist over a mural of a woman with nipple tassels, that has adorned the wall of a burlesque shop for a number of years.

Owner Nic Ramsey said she was forced to paint over the artwork after complaints were made to the council.

How many people complained?

A staggering total to TWO!

Ah Nanny's favourite weapon, that she loves to deploy in order to stifle freedom of expression, the tyranny of the minority.

As well as the painting of Laura Nixon, a Brighton-based Marilyn Monroe look alike, with nipple tassels and a multicoloured fan, Nanny also banned an animal mural of the Garden of Eden with insects “bonking” and bugs having threesomes.

The Argus reports that about 20 women donned nipple tassels to protest against the loss of the mural before it was painted over.

Despite the nipple ban, I understand that Brighton's annual nude bike ride will continue as will the nudist beach.

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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Nanny Bans Nipples II



Following yesterday's article about Nanny MTV and Nanny Turner Entertainment’s, Adult Swim Network banning an advert featuring 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl, Kate Upton because of swearing and an "erect nipple" a good many loyal readers have taken time to study the video in order to identify the "erect nipple" segment which I could not see.

My thanks to one loyal reader who has sent me two stills from the video, where he has identified what he believes to be the offending nipples.

However, I am not yet convinced as (akin to spot the ball competitions) the location indicated by the arrows don't appear to be where one would expect them to be.

Comments and views welcome!


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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Nanny Bans Nipples



On the subject of banned adverts, I am advised that MTV and Turner Entertainment’s, Adult Swim Network have banned the above advert featuring 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl, Kate Upton because of swearing and an "erect nipple".

I have studied the video and can see no nipple.

Can someone help me out here please?

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

The Nipple Nazis Strike Again

The Nipple Nazis Strike AgainThe Nipple Nazis have launched a nasty personal attack on Jordan, this week.

Her crime?

Having the temerity to be photographed feeding her baby with a bottle...then for good measure happily noting that she has crate loads of bottles and teats, which she throws away when used.

The sanctimonious outpourings from the Nipple Nazis, about Jordan's bottle, positively made me retch.

They even stomped off to the advertising standards agency with a copy of the magazine in which Jordan was photographed, to complain.

Nothing is more nauseating than a group of people who, so convinced of their own moral superiority, castigate all others who do not subscribe 100% to their view.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Nanny Bans Formula

Nanny Bans FormulaOnce Nanny had succeeded in banning smoking, I knew that it would not be very long before she turned her attention to banning something else (eg fat, booze). Sure enough, she has fixated on something else that she feels should be banned.

However, I never thought that it would be baby milk formula.

A coalition of Nanny type charities is demanding (note; "demanding" was the word used by the BBC, so it must be true) baby milk be treated like tobacco and subjected to a total advertising ban.

Whenever I hear the word "demand" in a statement from Nanny or her acolytes, I instinctively reach for my sick bag.

How farking arrogant and simple minded of these people!

Who do they think they are to "demand" anything???

I have to say, what society or planet do they inhabit?

Does it not occur to them that we actually live in a "democracy" and free market economy. Unless a product/service is actually illegal (eg heroin) it is perfectly within the remit of the law and society's mores for companies to advertise a product/service in order to create a demand for that product/service.

It's called the free farking market, get used to it Nanny!

Anyhoo, Nanny's chums in The National Childbirth Trust (NCT), Save The Children and Unicef are blaming adverts (how convenient) for many mothers abandoning breast feeding before the recommended six months.

These charities, who reside in Lah Lah Land, want Nanny to extend a ban on infant milk adverts to include "follow-on" milks for older babies.

Companies are currently not allowed to advertise formula milk for babies under six months.

Needless to say this little outburst by these people will do nothing for the self esteem of mothers who move on to feeding their sprogs with a bottle. Many mothers already feel an immense sense of guilt and failure when they move on to the bottle. This is standard Nanny tactics, make people feel worthless and guilty about their lives; that way they are easier to manipulate and can be made to depend on Nanny.

The charities are trying to compare milk companies to fag companies; note the subtle Nazi style word association/word dropping that they use, "tobacco companies" "loopholes" "cigarette" "exploit" "aggressively", so that people subconsciously start to feel a sense of revulsion over milk formula companies.

Here is Belinda Phipps, of the NCT, doing her bit for the propaganda machine:

"In similar ways to how tobacco companies found

their way through loopholes in legislation

restricting the advertising of cigarette promotion,

formula milk companies are finding ways to

exploit ambiguity in the law and to continue

aggressively marketing their products to parents
."

Dr Ellie Lee of the University of Kent, who has actually bothered to do some research, said the impact of advertising on the decision to switch from breast to bottle was "negligible".

Dr Lee found that the decision to bottle feed was a "pragmatic decision based on personal circumstances".

"Some do it because of the pain

of feeding or so they can feed their

child at more regular intervals,

some so they can share responsibility for

feeding the baby, others because they are

thinking of going back to work.

Many mothers feel an immense sense of guilt

and failure when they move on to the bottle,

and this latest debate about advertising

is likely to make them feel even worse
."

In other words, it is a decision that is best left to the individual to make based on her own personal circumstances. The trouble is that "individual decision making", whereby people think and decide for themselves, is an anathema to Nanny.