Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Welcome to Birmingham, Birthplace of The Fourth Reich

Come join the Birmingham GestapoI can exclusively reveal that Birmingham Council have decided to set up their own branch of the Gestapo.

Nanny’s autocratic friends in Birmingham Council have decided to “beef up” their ongoing policy of snooping, interfering and controlling peoples’ lives.
Council staff are being ordered by Birmingham Council to adopt Gestapo tactics, and report people who smoke in their own homes.

A Birmingham City Council memo from Viv Strong (Council Directorate Safety Officer- a very grand title!) states that staff, such as social workers and home helps, are at risk from passive smoking during house visits. The memo orders employees to tell “service users” (voters, to you and me) to extinguish their cigarettes, or face being reported.

Here is an extract of the memo:

“..When employees are called upon to visit service users at home it has to be accepted that the service user is entitled to smoke in their own home...Employees in such instances may politely request that the service user refrains from smoking, taking into account their own personal safety throughout the duration of the visit...Where the service user refuses to co-operate, the employee should report this incident immediately to their manager..Upon receipt of such information managers should review the risk assessment.”

The Birmingham Branch of the Gestapo (seen below at a training course) will consist of social workers, home helps, trading standards officers and licensing officers; they will visit pubs, clubs and peoples’ homes.

The Birmingham Gestapo

What a nasty, unpleasant and odious plan. We all know where snooping and reporting on peoples’ private lives can lead, don’t we children?

In fact, the council are already one step ahead, they have decided that in keeping with their new role as “citizens protector” they will need a more “suitable” headquarters. I have been able to obtain exclusive photos of their proposed new Chancellery, see below:

Birmingham's Proposed ChancelleryBirmingham's Proposed Chancellery











Birmingham's Proposed ChancelleryBirmingham's Proposed Chancellery








Under normal circumstances the citizens of Birmingham would be able to show these idiots the “electoral door”, by voting them out of office. Unfortunately for the good people of Birmingham, their autocratic council is planning to abolish elections.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is precisely the way that dictatorships start.


37 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:37 PM

    If the 'service users' have any sense, they'll advise the 'employees' to piss off, and the 'managers' to fold their 'risk assessments' so that they're all corners, and stuff them in that part of Viv Strong where the sun never shines.

    Weasel Bearder

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  2. Anonymous6:11 PM

    screwing up peoples lives I suppose

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  3. Anonymous3:20 PM

    Socialist nanny has a speciality,interfering in peoples lives to such an extent that they develop mental health problems.

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  4. Anonymous3:16 PM

    surely it costs a great deal of money to interfere in peoples lives to such an extent that they develop mental health problems?

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  5. Anonymous10:53 AM

    Where are these cases to be found?

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  6. Anonymous3:35 PM

    You mean those unfortunate enough to be born with a mental handicap also suffer mental health problems when solialist nanny interferes with their lives.

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  7. Anonymous2:21 PM

    What about "social inclusion" surely this is the government strategy in this social area ?

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  8. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Surely capitalist matron is a local hero and has an ever expanding business.

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  9. Anonymous3:06 PM

    Oh I get it it's very expensive to use the private sector that's why the SS haven't got any money and capitalist matron lives in the lap of luxury at the states expense

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  10. Anonymous8:49 PM

    Normal logic doesnt get you far in this place

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  11. Anonymous6:25 PM

    Someone must have made a mistake if capitalist matron is no longer in business

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  12. Anonymous9:53 AM

    So not only does scialist nanny do a very poor and expensive job but she spends even more money putting those who out compete her out of business;as judge and jury in all matters she deems this fair competition.

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  13. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Where in Brum did capitalist matron run her business ?

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  14. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Surely not in a Royal Borough ?

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  15. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Sort of contrarian logic, the better a community works the more state socialists you need to stop it working

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  16. Anonymous8:56 AM

    I dont work in a socialist bureacracy it's my taxes which pay for this sort of nonsense

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  17. Anonymous7:26 PM

    These guys are just playing market share games

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  18. Anonymous10:19 AM

    If you ask them to cut costs they threaten the politician with large cuts in services

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  19. Anonymous3:58 PM

    This public service is out of any form of democratic controll

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  20. Anonymous2:01 PM

    Socialists spend their lives going to meetings

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  21. Anonymous5:36 PM

    Competitions in political correctness

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  22. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Health and Safety must be one of socialist nannies favorites

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  23. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Race relations "issues"

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  24. Anonymous1:34 PM

    Did all matron's charges react in this manner to "meetings"

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  25. Anonymous4:02 PM

    Can you explain why?

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  26. Anonymous12:31 PM

    This must create further problems for the churches and charities who include them their own social organisations.

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  27. Anonymous6:44 PM

    Socialist nanny seems an even bigger pest than the entrepreneurs of this website envisaged

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  28. Anonymous11:19 AM

    What reasons did they give for closing poor capitalist matron's business?

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  29. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Capitalist matron must have been hopping mad at this sort of treatment,she must have filed the odd complaint.

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  30. Anonymous5:06 PM

    So this means that a capitalist has joined the allegations industry

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  31. Anonymous11:12 AM

    This is likely to have little effect as the SS often fail to recognise their own errors let alone admit to them.

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  32. Anonymous12:11 PM

    Everyone wants to know that

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  33. Anonymous1:43 PM

    Where do I begin

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  34. Anonymous6:39 PM

    They go to loads of meetings and never sort anything out

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  35. Anonymous9:48 AM

    These lawyers interfere with peoples lives to such an extent that they develop mental health problems

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  36. Anonymous11:29 AM

    Then they start exporting their problems and develop exernal contracts and budgets problems. About 1/3 of homes have goe out of business in the last 4 years.

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  37. Anonymous1:46 PM

    the next problem they develop is external budgets (never enough money to pay their external budget)

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