Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, December 27, 2004

A Christmas Carol

Nanny's Christmas CarolNanny and her friends have not been asleep during the festive season. One of her friends, the Very Reverend John Lewis Dean of Llandaff Cathedral in Cardiff, has decided that the carol "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" is offensive to women.

As such, he has decreed that the words be changed to the rather catchy "God Rest Ye Merry People" instead.

He decreed that this version be sung on Christmas day.

Those of you who have time to spare, between the mince pies and cold turkey, may like to submit your own versions of Christmas carols that would be suitable for singing to Nanny.

There is no prize, other than the kudos of seeing your name and carol appear on this site.


  1. Anonymous3:09 AM

    "We Three Monarchs (Queens or Kings) of Orient Are..."

  2. Anonymous3:18 AM

    "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear, That Glorious Song Of Old...
    From Angels Bending Near the Earth To Touch Their Harps Of Gold...
    Peace On the Earth, Good Will to (Persons)
    From Heaven's All-Gracious (King Or Queen)
    The World In Silent Stillness Lay
    To Hear the Angels Sing"

  3. Anonymous7:49 PM

    Seems to me, the problem of you english can be solved by becoming catholics.

    Let the Church of England wither