Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, December 20, 2004

Request To Nanny

Warning SignDear Nanny,

I would like you to address the following issue, relating to those warning cones and signs that are liberally erected whenever some water is spilt onto a floor.

They are bloody dangerous!

I almost tripped over one in Sainsbury's on Saturday, whilst buying my Christmas pudding.

Please can you ensure that, in future, there are warning signs erected; warning us about the slippery floor warning signs.

Thank you.



  1. Anonymous11:57 AM

    Sorry, i just found that hilarious.

    Irony at it's best.

    Hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.

    p.s. Great site - keep up the good work.

    -General Von Klinkerhoffen

  2. Anonymous12:18 PM

    Perhaps the Christmas Pud should also have a govt. health warning on it !

  3. Thanks General.

    wrt the Christmas pud, they do warn about nut content; but not about the inclusion of a sixpence, Nanny has failed!