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Nanny Knows Best
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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Barfing News

Victory is Ours
Hot off the presses....

I am pleased to announce that the good people of Croydon have scored a monumental victory over our arrogant and unloved local council's plans to impose an unwanted and truly awful arena development on us.

Hazel Blears has rejected the plans.

Victory is ours!

In honour of the occasion I will be getting well oiled such there may not be much activity on the empire tomorrow:)


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  1. Anonymous11:00 AM



    Have you considered the health implications to "Getting Well oiled?".......No?....Good!!........Have it large!!

  2. Thanks Tonk!

    I am oiling myself as we speak; and, yes, it is large:)


  3. Anonymous1:46 PM

    ken said...

    "I am oiling myself as we speak; and, yes, it is large:)"

    At the risk of far more information than is healthy ... boxer shorts today I assume?

  4. Jockey Y fronts matey...everything is kept properly in its place!

  5. Don't wave it at Hazel Blears.

  6. Well, the chipmunk has only rejected _those_ plans as she has something more evil up her armpits.....

  7. Congratulations Ken !!!
    good news indeed :-)