Nanny Bans Shakespeare

Stalin and ITV now have something in common!

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NHS Leads By Example!

My Father-in-law is in hospital having had a heart attack & this is his tea! pic.twitter.com/KPALZsJ1A2

— John Berriman (@RevBerriman) January 27, 2020

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Brighton Queen's Park Jetty Delayed Over Health and Safety

A jetty over Brighton Queen’s Park pond is set to open in March – almost a year late following health and safety delays.

The jetty was built in 2019 after park visitors were asked to choose how to spend money contributed by local developers – either to rework its quiet garden to open it up and deter drug users, or to create a dipping platform.

The platform project was chosen and the jetty was completed to the original designs by May – but a surprise inspection by the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents meant it has remained fenced off ever since.

Brighton council decided that issues raised by the inspectors meant it needed extra work to make it safe for buggies and small children – and delays to that work meant it has stayed closed.

The work has yet to commence.

It beggars belief that the health and safety issues that apparently have caused these delays, were not identified and addressed at the planning and design stage.

It should also be noted that:

1 The RoSPA has no legal jurisdiction wrt health and safety issues.

2 The rest of the perimeter of the pond does not have any fencing or any devices to stop buggies rolling into it.

3 The temporary fencing (seen in the photo above) to stop people walking on it has fallen over, again!

4 The temporary fencing has now been thrown into the pond!

In other words the delay, and planned improvements (which have not yet started) are for nowt!

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Anti Sugar Fanatics To Ban Individual Choice

"I think we can all agree that it's no longer about individual responsibility & choice. We must pay attention to (the drivers of) persisting poor health outcomes among our most vulnerable groups." @TanyaHaffnerRD @Nutrilicious at #SugarAwarenessWeek reception @actiononsugar pic.twitter.com/V6rpWuSZbA

— sugarsmartuk (@sugarsmartuk) January 22, 2020

Aside from promoting this very ugly viewpoint that individuals should not be permitted to have a choice, the anti sugar fanatics are now calling fro sugar taxes on booze and premixed cocktails.

Here's why this proposal is bollocks:

1 Booze is already taxed.

2 Taxing it does not stop people drinking it.

3 People have the right to choose what they eat, drink, smoke and ingest.

4 The anti sugar fanatics have no right to tell others what they should/should not eat/drink!


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Petrol Pumps Are Sexist

 

The Mirror reports that Melanie Morgan is accusing petrol stations of sexism because their huge 'male-designed' pump handles hurt her 'small hands' - forcing her to get her partner to fill up their van.

Seemingly she struggled to grasp a petrol pump to 'prove' to partner Jared Griffiths that filling up their Ford Tourneo Independence was a strain on her small hands.

She accused garages of 'everyday sexism' on social media when her struggles filling up the van at pumps she believes are designed with men in mind.

I am surprised that she hasn't also pointed out the very obvious sexism of the insertion of the pump into the car's petrol hole!

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The Lies Have It!

Terrorists could be forced to take a lie detector test to prove they have reformed and are not planning another attack, the government has announced https://t.co/3ZMIvGJkqC

— Sky News (@SkyNews) January 21, 2020

Lie detector tests are not infallible, and terrorists are zealots. 

Hence they are more than likely to be able to defeat a lie detector! 

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All The World's a Stage - Unless You Are Lawrence Fox #StunningandBrave

Lawrence Fox has fallen foul of the luvvie darlings in Equity, by daring to express an opinion that did not chime with the group think of Equity.

As such Equity branded him a "disgrace" on Twitter, and called upon fellow luvvies to denounce him (shades of McCarthyism there!).

Equity has now backtracked and has deleted the tweet, claiming it was posted by some rogue members!

However, the Mail claims that the original tweet has been approved by Equity's committee. 

This farce will run and run!

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Nutt Speaks Out

Alcohol is the leading cause of drug harm, outstripping even heroin and crack cocaine, according to former government adviser David Nutt.

He said the only safe way to drink is to take three straws to the pub and share a glass of wine with friends.

I thought Greta and her fanatics had banned straws?

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Sugar Sugar

inews reports that the sugar tax on soft drinks has revolutionised the industry, with the average beverage now 28 per cent less sugary than before the tax was introduced, a new study has found.

Drinks makers have slashed the sugar content on many of their existing brands and introduced new, low-sugar alternatives.

However, it should be noted that the alternative non sugar sweeteners that have been added appear to trick the brain and body into thinking that it has ingested sugar.

The result?

The body produces fat, and the chances of diabetes remain the same as if you had ingested sugar!


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Nanny Bans CAPITALS

Lecturers in the journalism department at Leeds Trinity University have been not to use all caps when communicating with students because it might make them too scared to do the assignment.

“Despite our best attempts to explain assessment tasks, any lack of clarity can generate anxiety and even discourage students from attempting the assessment at all,” states a memo that the lecturers received, according to The Express. “Generally, avoid using capital letters for emphasis and the overuse of ‘do’, and, especially, ‘DON’T.’”

SO REMEMBER EVERYONE, CAPITALS ARE SCARY!!!

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Ricky Gervais Nails It at The Golden Globes!

🔥SAVAGE🔥

Ricky Gervais just gave the best opening speech at the #GoldenGlobes ever.

He absolutely DESTROYED Hollywood. pic.twitter.com/byRej81Xo0

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) January 6, 2020

"If you win an award tonight, don't use it as a platform to make a political speech."

"You're in no position to lecture the public about anything, you know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg."

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Bollocks!

Apparently, ethical veganism is "philosophical belief" and therefore protected by law, employment tribunal rules.

Utter bollocks!

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