Horrornation Street

My sympathies to the good people of Manchester, who are to be used by Nanny as guinea pigs in her id card scheme.

Manchester has been selected as the first place in the UK where Nanny's id cards are to be rolled out on "voluntary" basis. Those who are so inclined can buy one of these things for £30.

Here is a link to why id cards are bollocks, also do remember that if the so called terrorist threat comes from British born citizens, then they will have an id card.

This is just another way for the government to raise taxes, a nice little earner!

Who in their right mind would voluntarily give Nanny more money to waste?

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BBC Twats - Again

You will doubtless recall my recent story about how Nanny's best chum Auntie (the BBC) invoked a rigorous application of health and safety rules when broadcasting a programme about changing a tyre?

Well, Auntie has gone and done it again this time during the adventure series "Top Dogs".

Sir Robin Knox-Johnston (sailor), Sir Ranulph Fiennes (explorer) and war reporter John Simpson were subjected to absurd health and safety when filming the series, which took them to Afghanistan, around Cape Horn by boat and across the Canadian Arctic.

These gentlemen are experts and experienced in the arts of survival etc (Sir Ranulph had to chop a few frozen fingers off once to save himself on one trip); yet Auntie forbade them to light a Primus stove without supervision and gave them a stonkingly large document warning them about hazards such as tripping over.

It does seem that the BBC, paid for with our money, is run by a bunch of twats.

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Nanny's List of Undesirables

Nanny published a list of undesirables today, numbering a grand total of 101 or so, who she does not want to allow to be in this fine country.

May I suggest that she has left a few names off the list?

- Smiler Brown (seen to the left doing a quick line)
- Harriet Harperson
- Hazel Bliars
- Jacqui "Citizen" Smith
- All local government officers
- Equality awareness officers
- Non job management/staff paid for by our taxes
- BBC board of governors
- London Olympics budgetary officers/managers

etc

Please feel free to add to the list.

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Nanny Bans Teaspoons III

I see that the teaspoon story has been featured in today's Telegraph.

Asda are denying any knowledge of the rule.

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The Dangers of Teaspoons II

I dropped Asda a note about the teaspoon issue, and received this:

"Thank you for your message.

Dear Mr. Frost

Thanks for getting in touch.

We've got your email and will reply as soon as possible.

If you need any extra help, please let us know.

Kind Regards ASDA Service Team

ASDA Stores Ltd,
Registered in England No. 464777.
Registered Office: ASDA House,
Southbank,
Great Wilson Street,
Leeds LS11 5AD."

I will advise if they send me anything else.

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The Dangers of Teaspoons

My thanks to Paul, a regular follower of this site, who alerted me to an Nannyism that one of his wife's colleagues recently experienced when shopping in a Halifax branch of Asda.

The lady was trying to buy some teaspoons, and was flabbergasted to find that she needed ID.

The assistant informed her that it was because someone had murdered someone with a teaspoon, and therefore ID was now required.

What complete and utter bollocks!

By that reasoning they should also require id for numerous other times that they sell (lest they be used to kill people) eg:

- stockings can be used to strangle
- socks can be used to chock people
- cleaning fluids can be used to poison
- forks can be used to stab people
- frozen legs of lamb can be used to bludgeon people with etc

Asda are a bunch of Nanny loving twats!

Please fee free to add to the list of other "murder" weapons sold by Asda, then drop them a line via this feedback form Asda.

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