Here we are again folks, tis Guy Fawkes night!
As expected, Nanny's anti firework and anti bonfire brigade are doing their level best to put the mockers on this fine event (celebrating a really bright bloke who wanted to get rid of all the politicians of his day!...that's the idea isn't?).
I am sad to see that the year on year negative publicity spewed out by Nanny has so worn down the organisers at Ilfracombe Rugby Club, that they can't even be bothered to ask their council for permission to have a bonfire.
Instead, put off by the "mountain" of paperwork and regulations set by council chiefs, they have opted to have a "virtual" bonfire!
Seemingly a real fire would have required five qualified fire marshals, and metal barricades to keep people at a safe distance.
The "virtual" bonfire will use giant heaters, lighting, sounds of crackling wood and a smoke machine to give the impression of a fire.
There will at least be some real fireworks (this year anyway).
So ends another fine British tradition, worn down by endless paperwork and nit picking bureaucracy.
Have it large tonight folks!
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