Tuesday, November 17, 2009
The True Nature of ZaNuLabour
Nanny's desire to keep tabs on our phone calls and emails, via building a massive central database, had taken a wee bit of a setback.
Nanny, despite being all things to all men (in her deluded mind), is not up to building such an enormous database viz; the costs, the size, the security issues etc etc.
So my loyal readers, are we to conclude that the project is dead?
Why of course not!
Nanny has come up with a "brilliant" solution.
She is making the companies that provide email and phone services responsible for keeping records!
All telecoms companies and internet service providers will be required by law to keep a record of every customer's personal communications, showing who they are contacting, when, where and which websites they are visiting (registering every online click).
As an added bonus, Nanny will grant a staggering 653 public bodies the right to access this information. These bodies include our old "friends" in our "respected, competent and trustworthy" local councils, the police, the Financial Services Authority (the body which oversaw, but didn't react to, the financial meltdown), the Ambulance Service, fire authorities and prison governors (eh?).
The final icing on the cake of Nanny's master plan, is that these organs of the state will not require the permission of a judge or a magistrate to access the information. All they will require is the authorisation of a senior police officer, or the equivalent of an unelected deputy head of department at a local authority.
Common purpose anyone?
By the way, the private firms will be paid at least £2BN per annum (of our money) to spy on us!
The Information Commissioner's Office thinks that this idea is bollocks (as do I):
"The Information Commissioner believes that the case has yet to be made for the collection and processing of additional communications data for the population as a whole being relevant and not excessive."
The legislation won't come before Parliament until after the General Election, therefore we must ensure that ZaNuLabour are kicked out of office.
The state has become the enemy of the people, Daily Telegraph take note!
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