In honour of the Grauniad's suggestion that fireworks be banned, I bought a box load yesterday and filled the air with noxious substances.
I also lit a small fire.
Our cat was nonplussed, and watched the event through the window with passive indifference.
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"
Celebrate the joy of living with booze. Click and drink!
Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Toys, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries
I must admit fireworks do little for me but, its a British tradition and should therefore be preserved.....We have so little of our national identity left now.
ReplyDeleteWhat struck me last last was, just how few fireworks were about. In years gone by, the bangs and flashes would start at dusk and continue to midnight, last night there were very few bangs and flashes.
I must admit that, now I know it upsets the green brigade, I may well buy some next year and let them off even though I won't really enjoy the fireworks but, knowing it is upsetting the greens, will more than make up for it....Perhaps I'll make a bonfire out of my recycling too just to put the icing on the cake.
Enjoy enviromentalist baiting responsibly.
The Guardian makes a splendid starter base for your bonfire. It is not worth even wiping your arse on so at least you can burn it.
ReplyDeleteOh yes....always make a bonfire of the recycling stuff. Even though I am rather fond of our planet, the sniffy, prissy, pious, holier than thou attitude of the "Greens" sickens me and I always want to annoy them. I'm sure that's the only reason I smoke!!
ReplyDelete