Friday, November 27, 2009
Nanny Hates M&S Advert
Poor old Marks and Spencer have fallen foul of the "too much time on their hands" brigade, wrt the M&S Christmas advert featuring Philip Glenister and French underwear model Noemie Lenoir.
A "staggering" 8 people have complained to the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) over the advert, because they feel that the sight of Ms Lenoir cavorting in her underwear is sexist.
Glenister adds fuel to the fire of these "we have no lives" 8, by saying:
"That girl prancing around in her underwear."
Doubtless at least one person can always be found who is offended/annoyed by anything shown on TV. Commonsense should dictate that TV cannot be "sanitised" to the extent that absolutely no one will be "offended".
As Basil Fawlty once said:
"Too many people with too much time on their hands, with nothing better to do than complain.
That's exactly how Nazi Germany started!"
Well folks, in the interests of redressing the balance, for a modest fee of around £100K I am more than happy to prance around in my Jockey Y Fronts in the next M&S advert.
What say you?
Vote for me to appear in the M&S advert in my Y Fronts via this email address firstname.lastname@example.org
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