I see that on the 9th of November, our illustrious MPs discussed (or rather "read") this weighty issue!Surely they not have rather more pressing issues to discuss?
How would Nanny enforce this one then?
Letterbox inspectors and letterbox fines?
Ker Farking Ching!
Preliminary Business
Notice of Presentation of Bill
1 INSTALLATION OF LETTER BOX GUARDS (PROTECTION FROM DOGS)
[No debate]
Ann Coffey
Bill to require householders to fit a letter box guard if they are in possession of a dog; and for connected purposes.
Formal first reading: no debate or decision.
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Again, the question must be asked; Is their any area of our lives that this authoritarian government thinks is out side of their remit? This piece of legislation suggests they think there is none.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy dog ownership responsibly.
Are they doing anything else as well? Does eanyone know which legislation or statutory instrument is/will be used. Sorry to say but when "Nanny" announces something, there is often something else that has not been announced.
ReplyDeleteWoof Woof to more legislation.
We used to have a letter box guard to stop the dog eating the post not the postman.
ReplyDeleteFrom past experience when delivering leaflets for our scout group, I wasn't concerned about dogs having my fingers off rather it was the spring-loaded mantraps some people seemed to have fitted to their front doors.
I wonder if this would also be enforced on floor level letter boxes in separate front porches?
ReplyDeleteIdiocy of the first order.
If you want to keep your fingers, don't feed them through the letterbox, duh! A lesson I learned very quickly as a paperboy, I might add!