Last week, whilst drinking my breakfast juice, I was watching the BBC morning show and saw a discussion about the "new, improved" Noddy.
Seemingly, in these days of obesity and general porkiness, Noddy has been slimmed down (lest he become a corrupting influence).
Additionally, there is now no such thing as a "naughty" person/teddy bear/goblin etc.
Telling someone that they are "naughty" constitutes "victimisation" and "stereotyping".
Only actions can now be described as "naughty".
Got that everyone?
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