Nanny Hates Poor Fat People

Data, from Public Health England (PHE), compared levels of deprivation with numbers of takeaways such as chip shops, burger bars and pizza places and found that deprived areas such as Blackpool and parts of Manchester and Liverpool have five times more fast food outlets than affluent areas.

As a result PHE wants local authorities to ban new takeaways.

PHE chief nutritionist Dr Alison Tedstone is quoted by the BBC:

"Local authorities have the power to help support people in making healthier choices. 

They need to question whether these fast food hotspots are compatible with their work to help families and young children live healthier lives."

The use of the word "choice" seems disingenuous, given that Nanny wants to ban certain food types from the diets of "poor" people.

If people want to eat themselves to death, why shouldn't they be allowed to?

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Happy 70th Birthday To The NHS

Envy of the world? Not even close. #NHS70 pic.twitter.com/58QFeo4IB5

— IEA (@iealondon) June 26, 2018

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Truss Nails It!

I get that it’s being reported as an exciting bit of cabinet disunity but let us not gloss over the fact that this is a truly terrible joke from Liz Truss. pic.twitter.com/1wCzmjBlDq

— Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar) June 27, 2018

Liz Truss is right, the government should F Off!

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Warm Weather and The Rail Network

We built the Cairo to Khartoum railway, ffs. https://t.co/JYTsz9nxfW

— Old Holborn✘ (@Holbornlolz) June 25, 2018

Nanny gets so worked up over a little warm weather, not only is she advising us to stay indoors but she is also telling us that the rail network will grind to a halt (will anyone notice?) because of the heat!

FFS!


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Nanny Bans Sweets

Nanny has pledged to "help close the deprivation gap" by looking at why children from poorer areas are more than twice as likely to be overweight.

Nanny's plan is to encourage all primary schools to introduce a daily "active mile" for children. Official advice recommends children should do 60 minutes of activity per day.

The measures, which will open for consultation by the end of the year, include:

• Banning the sale of sweets and snacks at checkouts, shop entrances and in buy-one-get-one-free deals
• New restrictions on advertising unhealthy food to children on TV and online, which could include a pre-9pm ban
• Clear calorie labelling in restaurants, cafes and takeaways, to help families know what they are eating
• Ending the sale of energy drinks containing high levels of caffeine, to children

It beggars belief that a Conservative government is now so obsessed with micro managing people's lives!

The above restrictions won't make the slightest difference; it is not the state's role to manage what kids eat, it's the parents who should manage their kids' diets.

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Oh The Irony!

BBC investigates sexual harassment at Welsh Assembly in anonymous survey, only to find that BBC staff are at the centre of allegations. https://t.co/NcMoEJxjx6

— Mark Watts (@MarkWatts_1) June 21, 2018

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Another Day, Another New Addiction - Cryptocurrencies!

It seems we can become addicted to anything these days, hot on the heels of the usual suspects (eg social media, watching TV, porn etc) comes the latest addiction - cryptocurrencies.

There is even a test that you can take, to determine if you are addicted!

Courtesy of Castle Craig Hospital:

• • Do I spend a lot of time thinking about different types of cryptocurrency?
  • Am I spending large amounts on cryptocurrency?
  • Have I tried to slow down or completely stop cryptocurrency trading – but not been able to?
  • Do I become restless or irritable if I try to cut down my screen time related to cryptocurrency?
  • Do I jump on the computer and start trading in cryptocurrency to escape from life’s problems or to try to elevate my mood?
  • Do I carry on trading in cryptocurrency after losing money – to try to gain it back?
  • Have I ever fibbed to other people about how much time or money I spend trading in cryptocurrency? Have I ever taken money unlawfully to fund my cryptocurrency addiction?
  • Has my cryptocurrency trading habit had an effect on my relationships or my job?
  • Do I try to get other people to lend me money when I have lost on investment?

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Drink Booze To Minimise Risk of Cancer

How much #alcohol to ingest that will minimise #cancer risk & mortality? Major study of 100,000 people shows least risk is 1-3 drinks / week 😳. No drinking at all is worse and obviously heavy drinking is worst 😒.https://t.co/TEwY2ThuZn pic.twitter.com/0ZHoBXT1LL

— Adam Bates (@AdamBates_D6) June 20, 2018

Oooh errr..Nanny won't like this at all!

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You Can't Legislate Against Stupidity

Three graffiti artists were killed yesterday by a freight train on tracks in south-west London.

British Transport Police (BTP) found the bodies of three men believed to be in their 20s after being called at 7.34am on Monday, when a train driver noticed them on tracks between Brixton and Loughborough Junction stations. Spray cans were found close by and officers were seen photographing graffiti as part of their inquiries.

A BTP spokesman said the force was trying to trace the train that hit the men and it was not clear what time the incident happened. Rail industry sources told the Guardian that the incident occurred at about 5am, before passenger services were running in the area. They believed the victims may have been caught in the slipstream of a passing empty train.

Who would have thought that arsing around near rail tracks would increase the risk of being hit by a train?

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Ban Puddings - Serve Quinoa and Spinach

From page 3 of the Sunday Times. She sounds like enough of a crank to be invited to Downing Street to set food policy. pic.twitter.com/J369RXNJ2n

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) June 17, 2018

I pity the poor kids who end up with quinoa and spinach in their lunchbox.

My mum would pack me banana sarnies, cup cakes and home-made crisps.

On the subject of puddings, well clearly if someone is overweight then eating a pudding is not going to help them. However, puddings have been served in school canteens since time began; yet it is only in the last decade, or so, have kids become corpulent.

Methinks it's not the puddings which should be blamed for the outbreak of corpulence!

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Straws Are Us

McDonalds will replace #plastic straws with paper ones from September.
The chain uses 1.8 million plastic straws A DAY in the UK! https://t.co/SkJdoXORrB

— BBC Breakfast (@BBCBreakfast) June 15, 2018

Very noble, now instead of plastic polluting the earth we will increase deforestation in order to keep the straws coming.

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Nanny Bans England Flags On Royal Mail Vans

The Royal Mail has banned postal workers from flying flags on their delivery vehicles during the World Cup.

Postal chiefs said flags could distract drivers or “pose a potential hazard to other road users” if they came loose, and that the decision was made to uphold the company’s duty of care to employees and the public.

I wonder how it was Postman Pat was allowed to drive a van with a cat companion?

Anyhoo, about 125,000 delivery staff across 1,400 depots nationwide will be affected by the ban. However, 25,000 backroom staff will be allowed to display flags in offices.

All in all, whether this is "'elf and safety gone mad" or not, it is academic as England will probably crash out of the World Cup soon enough!

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Holy Shit Nanny Ireland

Jesus fucking CHRIST!! BBC News - Ireland to hold referendum on blasphemy law https://t.co/nm8kRB2LsS

— Old Holborn✘ (@Holbornlolz) June 13, 2018

Nanny Ireland proves that the state can fine you even for things that don't exist!

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You Can't Legislate Against Stupid, But Wouldn't It Be Nice If You Could?

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Victorian Risk Assessment

Absolutely imperial!

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You're Crackers!

Seemingly a new "test" has been developed to determine if your body processes carbs efficiently, if The Mail is to be believed:

"Simply chew on a plain cracker until it changes in flavour from a bland biscuit to quite sweet. If the taste changes in less than 30 seconds, your body probably processes carbs quite effectively.

More than 30 seconds, you’re not a great processor of carbs so the body is less able to use the excess as energy, and so stores it as fat. So you can have just 125g of carbs a day (around three slices of wholewheat bread)."

Surely a more accurate determination would be gained by determining if you are fat or not?

In the event you are fat, and want to be slim, then adjust your diet and take more exercise.

Simples!

Doubtless many people will now be rushing to the cracker barrel and stuffing themselves with crackers, only to gain weight from their cracker binge.

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Nanny Exterminates Dalek Cakes

Nanny is getting worked up over a Doctor Who chocolate Dalek cupcake, which has more calories than three McDonald’s burgers, which the BBC's CBBC is showing kids how to make.


Noel Janis-Norton, of the Calmer, Easier, Happier Parenting Centre, said:

“You would expect the BBC to know better than to be putting out unhealthy recipes like these.” 

Tam Fry, chairman of the National Obesity Forum, said:

“It is irresponsible of the BBC to promote these recipes. 

They are loaded with unhealthy ingredients.”

FFS!

On the assumption that these are only eaten once in a while as treats, the evil sugar and calories will pose no problem.

Teaching kids how to cook, and to ensure they understand how to eat responsibly and not like pigs is a good thing!


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St Jamie of Oliver Admits He's a Hypocrite

“Jamie Oliver has admitted that he made a mistake by using an animated monster to promote a 436-calorie muffin while campaigning against cartoon characters encouraging children to eat junk food.” https://t.co/6hAYj1NtfN

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) May 31, 2018

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