Monday, August 03, 2009
Nanny Bans Jewellery
Nanny's Trading Standards have seized the entire stock of Candy range of jewellery from shops and suppliers in the UK. Candy is designed by Dutch jewellery designer, Zsiska Jewellery.
Aha, simple my dear readers, the jewellery looks like candy (sweets to you and I). Nanny is worried that some simpleton will eat it.
Zsiska Jewellery has been sold for many years without any idiot eating it.
However, in Nanny's world risk (no matter how minuscule) is unacceptable and Nanny must protect us from our own stupidity.
No doubt there are those who would issue the well worn cry:
"Won't someone think of the children?"
Yes, doubtless it is possible that a child might try to eat this stuff. However, here are a few points:
1 No child has eaten it yet.
2 It is the parents' responsibility to ensure that items such as this are kept away from children.
3 Children eat all kids of shit, eg I am sure that dog/cat food (that looks so yummy these days) has been eaten by the bucket load by kids.
4 I drank the inside (the silver) of a thermos once (having accidentally dropped it). The doctor assured my worried mother that it would come out of my system in due course.
It is quite unnecessary to ban these products, and they are still available for sale elsewhere in the world.
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
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