Thursday, August 06, 2009
Big Brother - Spies R Us
Nanny's trolls in Waltham Forest Council have come up with a terrific wheeze to keep their citizens in order.
They are offering to pay people up to £500 to spy on their neighbours.
Taxpayers' cash will be dolled out for reports about dog shit, litter, graffiti etc.
- A court summons will net the spy £100.
- A conviction earns £150.
- If the offender gets a maximum sentence, the spy receives £500.
This scheme does of course set neighbour against neighbour, and will turn us into a police state.
Who gives a fark tho?
£500 is £500, and surely it is worth paying the price of our freedom if it means less litter on the street?
NB, I am being ironic!
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