Nanny is, as we know, a tad worked up over health and safety issues. However, even by her standards this is completely stupid.
It all began during a "Boredom Busters" session for children (why do children need to have every waking moment of their live's structured by Nanny? Why can't they be bored for a bit?) in a swimming pool at Stourfield Infants School in Bournemouth.
A six year old girl allegedly slipped into the pool. Thus it was emergency services were called.
She was taken to Poole Hospital for treatment, and later discharged.
Nanny then promptly banned swimming sessions for children.
Service director for children's learning and engagement ("engagement"??!!, where does Nanny get these ridiculous phrases from?), Di Mitchell, said:
"The safety and well being of children is our number one concern and the team on site worked swiftly to respond to this incident and immediately called in the ambulance and police services.
Following the incident we took the decision to cease the swimming sessions that were scheduled at the school this week and we are now undertaking a thorough investigation to determine how this incident occurred."
So let's get this straight, Nanny deems that it is too dangerous to teach children to swim lest they have an accident.
What happens then, given that Bournemouth is by the coast, were a child to fall into the sea and drown because Nanny had banned swimming lessons?
Isn't this ban rather stupid?
Won't someone think of the children?????
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