Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Bin Brother - Beware The Waste Education Officers
Pass the sickbag someone, Nanny's trolls in Oxford City Council have created a new Orwellian team of "thought police".
Waste Education Officers!
Cue a roll on the drums!
Nanny's trolls have also invented a new way to tax the long suffering citizens of Oxford, homeowners who produce more than one wheelie bin full of waste per fortnight will be fined £80.
All very well, but the bunch of numpties in Oxford City Council who came up with this tax wheeze, have abolished weekly waste collections and replaced them with fortnightly ones.
However, the hapless taxpayers of Oxford will receive "value for money" (note I am being "ironic" here) for their extra tax; a team of "Waste Education Officers" has been created.
What the fark are "Waste Education Officers"? I hear you ejaculate (can I say "ejaculate"?).
"Waste Education Officers" will come round to your home and teach you all about what you can and cannot throw away.
They will empty taxpayers' bins, and go through it with them in their own homes.
Here is the council's news release, which goes on about lilac sacks:)
Reality of course is a very strict mistress, the rubbish will simply pile up in people's gardens; as no one in their right mind will pay another £80 on top of the already outrageous council tax.
BTW, this council is ZaNuLabour.
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