Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Merry Christmas

I have stuffed my goose, prepared my giblet stock and cloved and baked my ham....let the season begin!

I wish a Merry Christmas and peaceful and prosperous New Year to all my loyal readers.


Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Merry Christmas to you and yours Ken.

  2. Tonk.2:29 PM

    Merry Christmas to you too Ken and may Nanny let you have everything you want in the new year.

    Happy Christmas and new year to all.

    I hope Santa has had his working at height regulations training.....Will Rudolph need to wear Hi-Viz given that his nose glows? If I leave food out for Santa, do I need to have my kitchen registered with local Nanny and get a food handling certificate?

  3. Ken, a very happy yuletide to you and your homestead. One of my little relaxations is to visit your blog and enjoy your ability to make madness amusing. I look forward to your inimitable blog in 2012.

  4. skydog8:20 AM

    I have stuffed my goose, prepared my giblet stock and cloved and baked my ham...

    Disgusting behaviour Ken. I hope nobody spotted you or at least there were no CCTV cameras in the vicinity! ;o)

  5. Anonymous9:01 AM

    I love the moving snowflakes. I must learn how to do that stuff before they put me in a "home" and take away my computer for fear that I jam my fingers in the keyboard and sue for megabucks. Merry Chhhhhhriissm....