In keeping with the spirit of the occasion, I would like to wish all my loyal readers and indeed Her Majesty a happy, enjoyable, rain free and sunny Diamond Jubilee bank holiday weekend.
Nanny, needless to say, is trying to put the mockers on it by telling us how to "keep safe" etc. Two such examples of Nannyism have kindly provided by Tonk (I am surprised Nanny hasn't told us to remember to breath during the festivities):
- Thames Valley Police
- Get Wokingham
Feel free to send me a link to any really daft advice from Nanny wrt the Jubilee, I will feature it next week.
In the meantime, I suggest that you all crack open the Pimm's, gin, vodka, champers or Red Stripe!
Happy Diamond Jubilee!
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
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Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts
Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries
Free concert tomorrow (sunday) in Wokingham. Different bands to highlight each decade HMQE2 has been on the throne.....I am looking forward to the Beatles tribute band and knocking back a few beers and eating some nice British grub....If I can remember to breath and how to put one foot in front of the other.
ReplyDeleteHave a ball y'all
Don't forget to wear a high-viz waistcoat, steel boots and a hard hat and to risk assess your plans if you intend to enjoy yourself in anyway.
ReplyDelete"I would like to encourage people to make sure their properties are secure at all times, particularly if you are...not always in full view of your home." Splendid advice, just like any normal working day :)
ReplyDeleteThe last comment is a government information and safety iniative, from the department of the bleeding obvious! (To adapt a quote by Basil Fawlty).
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