Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
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Monday, March 14, 2011

Garden Hose


Off topic, we have been trying to flog this 20 yard garden hose and reel for yonks. If anyone wants to make an offer for it, and collect it from us in Brighton please drop me a note.


Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

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Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

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  1. Not sure about the hose, but thjat's a nice pair of boots. Are you selling them?

  2. I'm appalled at your blatant disregard for the Weights and Measures Act by advertising goods in non-metric units.

    Unless you want euronanny taking you to court, I suggest you alter the description to a 18.288 metre hose.

    (Why is the rest of the world forced to use French units? Are they the only nation incapable of using a calculator or something?)

  3. I'd suggest Ken just throw it away, but he probably couldn't figure out which bin nanny would want him to put it in. ;)