Nanny's Fake Flu Stats

 

BREAKING: A "tidal wave" of flu infections has led to a 70% increase in hospital admissions in England in just seven days, the NHS has said.

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— Sky News (@SkyNews) December 12, 2024

Nanny would have us belive that there is a "tidal wave" of flu cases hitting her beloved NHS.

The claim that there has been a "tidal wave" of flu infections leading to a 70% increase in hospital admissions in England in just seven days is bollocks, and is not supported by the most recent data available. 

According to recent NHS England reports, flu hospital admissions have indeed increased, but the specifics vary: An earlier report from NHS England indicated a significant rise in flu cases, with hospital admissions increasing by 40% in a week as of the week ending December 11, 2022, not 70%. 

More current data from December 2024 shows that flu hospital admissions are at their highest level this winter, but without specifying a 70% increase in just seven days. For instance, the admission rate for flu was reported as 6.8 per 100,000 people in the week to December 31, up from 5.1 the previous week, indicating an increase but not to the extent of 70%.

Therefore, while flu cases and hospital admissions have notably increased, the specific claim of a 70% increase in just seven days does not align with the latest available data. It's important to check the most recent and reliable sources for the most accurate figures.

The lesson here is do not rust Nanny or the NHS!

 
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Nanny Bans Porridge

 

Nanny, for reasons best known to herself, has banned junk foods from being advertsied on TV before the magic watershed.

However, doubling down on her stupidity, Nanny has iuncldued porridge and crumpets on her list of junk food!

There is no corner of our lives that this interfering sould sapping witch won't stick her boney nose into!

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Nanny Thinks The Elderly and Infirm Are a Burden - She Wants You To Die!

 

Kim Leadbeater has suggested that fearing being a burden could be a “legitimate reason” to seek an assisted death. 

When asked if people could choose an assisted death because they felt like a burden, Ms Leadbeater stated there was “an argument” for personal choice. The MP added that she wouldn’t want to be a burden. 

Rachael Maskell, the Labour MP, told The Telegraph that Ms Leadbeater had “not grasped” the subtleties of societal coercion.

The bottom line is that Nanny wants you to die if you become a nuisance to her!

 
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Nanny's Plans To Secretly Test Bovaer on Unwitting Human Guinea Pigs

 

Nanny's net zero obsession has led her to do a deal with Bill Gates to subject humans (via cows) to compulsory trials of Bovaer, an untested cow food additive, all in the name of net zero.

The recent announcement that Bill Gates, the UK government, Tesco, Morrisons, and Aldi are joining forces to trial Bovaer, a methane-reducing feed additive for cows, has been met with widespread skepticism. While the initiative aims to tackle climate change by reducing methane emissions from livestock, the plan is fraught with issues that could have far-reaching negative consequences.

Questionable Efficacy

First and foremost, the efficacy of Bovaer is still under scrutiny. While initial studies suggest that it can reduce methane emissions by up to 30%, the long-term effects and overall impact on livestock health and productivity remain uncertain. Rushing into large-scale trials without comprehensive understanding could lead to unforeseen problems, potentially harming the very animals it aims to help.

Economic Burden on Farmers

The cost of implementing Bovaer is another significant concern. Farmers are already struggling with rising costs and economic pressures. Introducing an expensive feed additive could further strain their finances, making it difficult for small and medium-sized farms to stay afloat. This could lead to a consolidation of the farming industry, with only large corporations able to bear the costs, thereby reducing competition and diversity in the market.

Impact on Food Prices

The increased costs associated with Bovaer are likely to be passed on to consumers. Higher production costs will inevitably lead to higher prices for dairy and meat products. At a time when many households are already grappling with the cost-of-living crisis, this additional financial burden is both unwelcome and unsustainable.

Environmental Concerns

The broader environmental impact of Bovaer has not been fully explored. The production and distribution of the additive itself could have significant carbon footprints, potentially offsetting the benefits of reduced methane emissions. Moreover, the focus on technological fixes like Bovaer detracts from more sustainable and holistic approaches to farming that prioritise soil health, biodiversity, and regenerative practices.

Conclusion

The plan to trial Bovaer, spearheaded by Bill Gates, the UK government, Tesco, Morrisons, and Aldi, is a misguided attempt to address climate change. The questionable efficacy, economic burden on farmers, potential increase in food prices, and overlooked environmental concerns make this initiative a recipe for disaster.

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TfL Wants You To Die Young and Happy

 

Nanny's chums in TfL, known for their prudish and sanctimonious aversion to adverts for foods containing salt, sugar etc (and any other adverts that contrdict their world views), have given the OK for this one to be displayed across their network.

It encourages young, healthy, happy people to kill themselves.

Hardly appropriate for the tube network is it?

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Dogs and Allotments Are Racist!

 

Welsh Nanny (aka the Welsh Labour devolved government) has her knickers in a twist over dogs and allotments.

Apparently they are racist!

Unsurprisngly the Welsh Labour Government's recent proposals to make the countryside "less racist" have sparked widespread ridicule and outrage. These plans, which include creating dog-free zones in rural areas, have been criticised as nonsensical and out of touch with the real needs of the countryside.

Dog-Free Zones: A Virtue-Signalling Farce

One of the most baffling aspects of the Welsh Labour Government's plan is the recommendation to ban dogs from parts of the countryside. This proposal, driven by environmental groups and included in the government's anti-racist agenda, has been met with incredulity. The idea that banning dogs will somehow combat racism is not only absurd but also ignores the practical realities of rural life.

Don't even get me started on the allotments (seemingly too many white women have allotments).

Unsurprisingly, these plans have been met with a strong backlash from the public and opposition parties. Critics have labeled the proposals as "outdated virtue signalling nonsense" and accused the government of being out of touch with the needs of rural communities.

The most worrying aspect of this is the fact that Starmer has said on more than one ocassion that he regards the Welsh Labour government as the blue print for the UK Labour government!

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Guardian Staff Infected With TDS

As per Guido, the Guardian is having a mental breakdown over the lection of Trump. Viner, the editor, has written the following to her colleagues:

"I know the result has been very upsetting for many colleagues. Our US teams in particular have covered the election with brilliant reporting; they have done it with great commitment and focus, serving readers in America and across the world.

They will be most directly affected by the result. If you’re not in the US, do contact your American colleagues to offer your support.

It’s upsetting for many others, too. If you want to talk about it, your manager and members of the leadership team are all available, as the People team. There is also free access to free support services, which I’ve outlined at the end of this email.”

Suffice to say, the Guardian wouldn't have this problem if it hired adults who weren't mentally ill!

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Esther Rantzen Commands You To Die!

 

Celebrities now dictate government policy!

Do you trust the NHS not to kill you or your loved ones in order to free up beds?

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Welby Apologises For Being Born

 

The complete melt Welby has managed to sink to even lower depths, by apologising for being born.

🗣 “I am deeply sorry for these links”

The Archbishop of Canterbury said his father was the great-great grandson of Sir Anthony Montague Browne, who enslaved people on a plantation in Jamaica https://t.co/lAVyFZ0LSY

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) October 22, 2024

Given that his tenure as Archbishop of Canterbury has been worse than worthless, his apology is too little too late!
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Nanny's Blue Nose Bollocks Stopped!

 

A secondary school planned to turn its heating off as part of a “Blue Nose Day” event to teach pupils about climate change.

Wolsingham School, a co-educational academy in Co Durham, had organised for the stunt to take place on Friday to reduce its carbon footprint and raise awareness about “the importance of being more sustainable”.

Parents received a letter earlier this week informing them of plans to turn the heating off throughout the school day on “Blue Nose Day”, with pupils advised to wear jumpers and extra layers to keep warm.

However, Wolsingham School wrote to parents on Tuesday announcing that the event had been called off after staff raised some concerns.

In a letter seen by The Telegraph, the school said that “after careful consideration and speaking to several parents regarding their concerns, the Blue Nose Day scheduled for Friday 18 October 2024 will now not go ahead as planned”.

In one sense it might have been amusing to allow this virtue signalling bollocks to go ahead, as it would give pupils and staff a foretaste of what will be happening on a regular basis as Miliband continues with his ongoing destruction of our energy infrastructure!

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Nanny To Experiment On The Obese Unemployed

 

Under a plan by Nanny, obese unemployed people are going to be given the 'king kong' of weight loss jabs to get them back to work. 

Whatever happened to good old fashioned diet and exercise?

The experiments will last for 5 years.

I wonder what experiments Nanny will conduct on the thin unemployed?

 
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Christians Trigger Nanny

 

The University of Nottingham, for reasons best known to itself, is shit scared of Christians.

As such, it has placed a trigger warning on Chaucer's Canterbury Tales because it contains elements of the Christian faith!

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Nanny Bans Robin Hood

Nanny in the shape of Nottingham Council’s decision to remove Robin Hood from the city logo is a baffling and misguided move that has left many residents and admirers of the legendary folk hero outraged. This decision not only erases a significant part of Nottingham’s cultural heritage but also undermines the city’s identity and historical significance.

Robin Hood is more than just a character from folklore; he is a symbol of Nottingham’s rich history and its enduring spirit of resistance and justice. By removing him from the city logo, Nottingham Council is effectively severing a vital link to the past and alienating a community that takes pride in its unique heritage.

The council’s justification for this change, citing a need for a more “inclusive” and “modern” image (some shite squiggle), falls flat. Robin Hood’s story is one of inclusivity and standing up for the oppressed. His legend resonates with people from all walks of life, and his removal from the logo is a disservice to the very principles he represents.

Moreover, this decision appears to be a wasteful exercise in rebranding that does little to address the real issues facing the city. Instead of focusing on superficial changes, Nottingham Council should be directing its efforts towards meaningful improvements that benefit the community.

In conclusion, Nottingham Council’s decision to remove Robin Hood from the city logo is a cretinous and ill-advised move that disregards the city’s rich history and cultural significance. It’s time for the council to listen to its residents and restore the iconic symbol that truly represents Nottingham.

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Climate Change Cult Goes Batshit Crazy - Meat Patches!

Bioethicist S. Matthew Liao: In order to fight "climate change", we should genetically modify humans to be intolerant to meat.

"If we eat less meat, we could significantly reduce our greenhouse gas emissions."

"Now, some people would be willing to eat less meat, but they lack… pic.twitter.com/9uQS9XmqEx

— Wide Awake Media (@wideawake_media) October 8, 2024

All of this is demented bollocks!

By happenstance, here is a photo of Bioeticist (made up profession) Liao eating a large steak!

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No Beer Keir To Fuck Up The Pub Trade

No Beer Keir is known for being thin skinned and for holding a grudge. As such it should come as no surprise at all to learn that he is still smarting from being barred from the Raven pub in 2021.

Starmer, having decreed the smoking in pub gardens is to be banned wants to further throttle the pub trade by fucking with the opening hours. The fake reason being given is to improve the nation's health and thereby protect the failed ancient dinosaur aka the NHS.

In reality No Beer just wants to destroy the pub trade.

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#TwoTierKeir's Bottom Inspectors Coming To Your Office

 

🚨 NEW: The government is funding a new 'health MOT' in which the NHS will go into offices, pubs and building sites to weigh workers and measure their blood pressure to help prevent heart attacks and strokes

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— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) August 29, 2024

Gimmicks, instead of a route and branch overhaul of the failed NHS, will not save the NHS!

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#TwoTierKeir Bans Smoking in Pub Gardens

 

Sir TwoTier intends to ban smoking in pub gardens, small parks, outside night clubs and even shisha bars!

One of the most troubling aspects of this proposed ban is the erosion of personal freedoms. Adults should have the right to make their own choices, even if those choices involve risks. By extending the smoking ban to outdoor areas such as pub gardens, Nanny is overstepping her bounds and infringing on individual liberties.

The argument that this ban is necessary to protect non-smokers from second-hand smoke is weak at best. Outdoor spaces are well-ventilated, and the risk of harm from second-hand smoke in such environments is minimal. This move seems less about protecting public health and more about imposing a nanny state mentality on the populace. If we allow the government to dictate where we can and cannot smoke, what other personal freedoms will be next on the chopping block?

The pub industry, already struggling to recover from the devastating effects of the COVID-19 pandemic, stands to suffer greatly from this proposed ban. Pubs are more than just places to drink; they are social hubs, community centers, and vital parts of the British cultural landscape. For many patrons, the ability to enjoy a cigarette in a pub garden is an integral part of the experience.

A ban on smoking in these outdoor areas could drive away a significant portion of the customer base, leading to decreased revenues and, ultimately, more pub closures. The government's own impact assessment has indicated that such a ban could result in job losses and further strain on an industry that is already on its knees. At a time when pubs need support and freedom to trade, imposing additional restrictions is a step in the wrong direction.

TwoTier, whilst he taxes us to death intends to suck the very last vestiges of pleasure and freedom out of our lives!

He is a miserable, thin skinned authoritarian bureaucrat with zero personality and imagination; relying instead on processes and procedures to avoid leading and inspiring people.

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Nanny To Mandate Man With Red Flag Walk In Front of Cars

 

Following on from Welsh Nanny's highly "successful"  20 mph speed limit in Wales, that DIDN'T disrupt bus services, cause significant delays and generally fuck up the economy; Louise Haigh, the pink haired idiot who kowtowed to ASLEF, will be mandating that man with a red flag must walk in front of cars and other motor vehicles.

Let's see how that goes then!

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Buildings Are Racist - Welsh Nanny is Batshit Crazy!

 

Remember folks, Starmer has said that Wales is the model for the UK!

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EU Nanny Has Never Heard of VPN!

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Advice To @GOVUK - Think Before You Post!

 

Think before you post. https://t.co/sgqCErb4AC

— GOV.UK (@GOVUK) August 8, 2024

 

Nanny's tweet didn't get the reaction she had hoped for (see the comments), as such she has now disabled the comments.

Maybe she should have thought before she posted?

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Peston Bars White Males - DEI Must DIE

If you are gripped by politics and want to work in television or the media, maybe our new internship on the #Peston show is for you. Click here for how to apply (and attached are details of who can apply) https://t.co/OIxhMgVr7C pic.twitter.com/1tPew5u6vZ

— Robert Peston (@Peston) August 7, 2024

 

It seems that Peston and ITV have forbidden certain types of people from even applying for this job.

How is that even legal?

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We Are Being Played Whenever There is a Terrorist Attack!

 

Nanny is absolutely terrified of riots following any terrorist attack (which these days is usually redefined as a "mental health issue").

As such she seeks to manipulate our response, to avoid people venting their justifiable anger.

In response to terrorist incidents, the British government has pre-planned social media campaigns designed to appear as spontaneous public reactions. 

These campaigns include carefully tested hashtags, selected Instagram images, and "impromptu" street posters. Politicians' statements, vigils, and inter-faith events are also negotiated and planned in readiness for any terrorist attack. 

The goal is to shape public responses, encouraging empathy for victims and unity with strangers rather than violence and anger. These strategies were modelled on extensive plans developed for the 2012 London Olympics, aiming to control public reactions after mass-casualty attacks. 

Although there was no terrorist incident during the Olympics, variants of this plan have been deployed after every attack in the UK since then. Some describe these measures candidly as an attempt at "mind control."

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DEI Defined

 

DEI is when you give people who aren't qualified opportunities they don't deserve, and then silence anyone who notices.

 
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£800K Bonus For Meeting Diversity Targets - DEI Must Die!

U.K. - First group CEO has received an £800,000 bonus for hitting DIVERSITY TARGETS!

Even though 61,000 of his company’s trains were late or cancelled.

Because the narrative takes priority over the people 🤡 pic.twitter.com/xXnmJOqiVh

— Bernie (@Artemisfornow) July 8, 2024

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Councils Spaffing Your Money Up The Wall Instead of Emptying The Bins!

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Lying Prats of The Year - Heathrow Airport

 

Staff at London’s Heathrow Airport
allowed to wear ‘Free Palestine’ badges because it indicates to travelers they can speak Arabic.

Airport bosses told a Jewish passenger who complained about a staff member who was wearing the symbol that the badge ‘indicates an employee… pic.twitter.com/dgpo4tGZiD

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) June 30, 2024

Heathrow Airport is really scraping the barrel with this pathetic justification for some staff wearing the political bade of Pallywood.

Claiming that it is to show they speak Arabic is of course an utter lie, as the majority of those wearing this won't be able to speak the language.

Secondly, if they really want to convey that, why not simply have the multilingual staff wear a badge that says "I speak Arabic" in Arabic?!

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Nanny Spunking Your Taxes Up The Wall on Racist Milk Study!

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Stop Breathing To Save The Planet!

 

I am sure that the Goblin of Doom and her vile acolytes would be delighted if 90% of the world's human population simply died!

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Know Your Limits - Nanny's Fake Booze Target

 

It transpires that Nanny's "safe" booze target of 14 units is in fact totally made up!

Who would have thought that?

The actual safe limit is around 80, but Nanny doesn't trust us to behave responsibly so she treats us like children!

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The Media Blames Climate Change For Singapore Airlines Boeing Freefall

 

The media have been quick to blame climate change for the Singapore Air freefall event yesterday.

However, as usual with the media and their obsession with  the climate change scam, the media are lying.

The actual cause of the Boeing freefall was an aircraft stall. This usually happens for one of two reasons:

1 Pilot error, or

2 Autopilot error.

Maybe next time, instead of jumping onto the climate change bandwagon, the media should check their facts first!

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Climate The Same As It Was 2,000 Years Ago!

Climate same as it was 2000 years ago, due to climate change. https://t.co/4lzHVODUf8

— Ben Pile (@clim8resistance) May 16, 2024

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This Is Where Your Recylcing Ends Up!

In Delhi, 27 million people, the Ghazipur landfill, which is considered the largest in India, and possibly in the world, is on fire. pic.twitter.com/PxA6rJvgJB

— S p r i n t e r F a c t o r y (@Sprinterfactory) April 22, 2024

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Nanny Bans Jewish Looking People

 

Nanny's chums in the Met (a police force that most certainly doesn't conduct "two tier policing") decided to impede a man's progress on the street because he looked Jewish, and therefore might prompt a violent reaction from some pro Palestinian rabble demonstrating in the vicinity.

Nanny and her organs (eg police, civil service etc) are running scared of radical Islam and the tea towel wearing dross that has latched on to it. As such, anyone with a contrary viewpoint or "Jewish features" is swiftly bundled away lest they cause the rabble to react.

When you start kowtowing to the mob, all hope is lost!

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Avoid Deportation By Becoming a Sex Offender

A convicted sex offender was awarded refugee status after a judge ruled he would be at risk of 'violence' in Afghanistan.

Revd Rose Hudson-Wilkin says it's "not good enough" that the govt wants to send sex offenders to a 'third party country'https://t.co/T99ZPR2KRj pic.twitter.com/C91epbyucU

— Sky News (@SkyNews) April 10, 2024

 

Hot on the heels of fake conversions for illegal migrants who want to avoid deportation, the church is now suggesting deportation can be avoided if they commit a sex offence!

Oddly enough, Sly News have turned the comments off for their tweet on the subject!

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Guardian Likens George Floyd To Satan

 

Even by the Guardian's piss pathetic standards of "journalism" this is total bollocks!

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Yousaf Hoisted By His Own Petard - How Fitting!

"A police source told The Scottish Sun the majority of these focused on the First Minister and the Harry Potter author. They added, however, that Mr Yousaf had received more complaints under the new act than Ms Rowling." https://t.co/pgJvUXBzxr

— Wings Over Scotland (@WingsScotland) April 3, 2024

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Humza's Hated Hate Crime Law

 

Without any sense of irony whatsoever, Humza's vile and despised hate crime law came into force yesterday (Aprils Fools' Day).

Suffice to say people took full advantage of being able to report anyone and anything, and duly reported en masse Humza Yousaf and Anas Sarwar for racism relating to anti white speeches they have made.

Credit where credit is due, the Indian Council of Scotland reported Police Scotland for their anti white racism, and got a positive result.

 

 Meanwhile JK Rowling is daring the police to arrest her for  her views on biological sex.

It is clear that this law is utter bollocks, and is extremely dangerous as it potentially criminalises people for expressing opinions in the privacy of their own homes. Therefore the best way to destroy it is to overload the system with complaints about Humza.

It is remarkably easy, using the online form anyone, anywhere in the world can report Humza anonymously multiple times!

Here is a link to the online form.

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Happy Gesture!

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Nanny Iceland Bans Hot Cross Buns

In a move that has left traditionalists fuming and devout bakers clutching their apron strings, Nanny in the form of Iceland, the supermarket chain, has committed an egregious act of culinary sacrilege. Brace yourselves, my fellow bun enthusiasts, for the hot cross bun has been defiled! The iconic cross, a symbol that has graced these spiced Easter delights for centuries, has been unceremoniously ousted and replaced with a mere tick. Yes, you read that correctly—a tick! It's as if the pastry gods themselves are weeping into their flour sacks.

The Great Bun Betrayal

Picture this: you stroll into your local Iceland, nostrils flaring in anticipation of that sweet, cinnamon-infused aroma. Your eyes lock onto the familiar golden orbs, nestled in their plastic packaging. But wait! What's this? Instead of the revered cross, you're met with a smug little tick, perched atop the bun like an overconfident squirrel on a power line. The audacity! The gall! It's enough to make a baker's rolling pin tremble.

The "Research" Ruse

Iceland claims this sacrilege is backed by "research." Apparently, a fifth of their customers harbour secret desires to abandon the cross. Really? Are we to believe that there's an underground movement of hot cross bun rebels, covertly plotting to overthrow the centuries-old tradition? Perhaps they meet in dimly lit bakeries, whispering, "Down with the cross! Bring forth the tick!" It's absurd.

The Wrath of the Faithful

But let's not mince words. The tick, a symbol typically associated with correctness or approval, has ignited a firestorm of righteous indignation. Angry shoppers have taken to social media, their keyboards clattering like a hailstorm on a tin roof. Accusations of "woke" behaviour and "virtue-signalling" have been hurled like stale breadcrumbs. Even Reform UK MP Lee Anderson has weighed in, decrying this "namby-pamby" assault on British tradition. And Jacob Rees-Mogg, ever the eloquent wordsmith, quipped, "Who would buy a frozen tick bun?" Indeed, sir, who indeed?

The Soul of the Bun

Let's pause for a moment and reflect on the essence of the hot cross bun. It's not merely a confluence of flour, currants, and spice. No, it's a sacred ritual—a nod to history, faith, and the changing seasons. That cross, etched into the dough, represents the crucifixion of Christ. It's a solemn reminder of sacrifice, redemption, and the promise of resurrection. And now, Iceland has replaced it with a tick—a symbol more at home on a grocery list than a bun.

Conclusion

So, dear readers, as you nibble on your hot "tick" buns this Easter, spare a thought for tradition. Remember the generations who kneaded, baked, and broke bread before us. And if you happen upon an Iceland executive, brandishing their tick-adorned bun, give them a piece of your mind. Tell them that some things are sacred—crosses, buns, and the collective memory of a nation. And then, my friends, march forth with your rolling pins held high, for the battle of the buns has just begun.

*Disclaimer: No actual buns were harmed in the making of this rant.

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The Myth of "White Privilege" In The Fire Service Exposed

 

An astonishing exchange with Rebecca Knox, Chair of Dorset & Wiltshire Fire & Rescue Authority.

Lee: What unfair advantages do white people have in your force?

Knox: None.

Lee: Then how can it be institutionally racist?

Knox: Um…sorry…I might need to get back to you. pic.twitter.com/pq5ww31j8E

— Chris Rose (@ArchRose90) March 20, 2024

Rebecca Knox should resign!

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Blackpool Council Spaffs Taxpayers' Money Up The Wall On Virtue Signalling Bollocks!

Residents were in for a surprise this morning after zebra crossings on Dickson Road saw a colourful transformation overnight! 🌈

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— Blackpool Council (@BpoolCouncil) March 19, 2024

I guarantee this will cause more accidents!

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Nanny Bans Widows and Guinea Pigs

 

Nanny, in the form of Lloyds Bank, has decreed that the words "widows" and "guinea pigs" are offensive.

Apparently "guinea pigs" may upset vegans, and "widows" may upset errmm..widows!

As such, Nanny has banned staff from using those words. Now this may be all very well and "virtuous", however there are two points worth noting:

1 I cannot foresee the circumstances that a bank employee would often need to speak about guinea pigs.

2 Lloyds owns Scottish Widows, as such the staff working there will really need to be able to use the word "widows"!

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Scottish Nanny To Investigate Every Thought Crime

 

Scottish Nanny, in the shape of Police Scotland, has insisted that every single complaint made under Humza Yousaf's new hate crime law will be investigated – despite taking no action on thousands of traditional crimes.

As noted yesterday, you can report these "crimes" in a variety of places, including a sex shop.

This law is of course utter bollocks and will fail within a matter of weeks, as people deliberately report every single piffling little thing that has irritated them. The police will be overwhelmed.

Meanwhile, real crimes will not be investigated!

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Scottish Nanny Lists Sex Shop As Hate Crime Reporting Centre

 

For reasons best know to herself Scottish Nanny, in the shape of Police Scotland, has listed a sex shop in Glasgow, a mushroom farm in North Berwick and a demolished office block in West Dunbartonshire as "third party reporting centres" for Scotland's new hate crime laws.

Bampots!

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Auntie Manipulates The News To Suit Her Agenda

Why did the BBC smear a 14-year-old girl as a sexually promiscuous racist?https://t.co/I0hsE2WdZE

— spiked (@spikedonline) March 12, 2024

 

"This is the grotesque path that identity politics has brought us down. Clearly, the BBC saw what it wanted to see in the case of Omar Badreddin – a tale of an ‘innocent’ migrant abused by the supposedly ‘racist’ British working class. In truth, it is the BBC’s grim prejudices that have actually been exposed here."

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Irish Nanny's Referendum Resoundingly Defeated

Irish Nanny, in the shape of Leo Varadkar, faced a significant defeat over the proposed referendums on family and women's roles. The dual referendum aimed to redefine the traditional concepts enshrined in the Irish constitution but was met with a resounding 'no' from the electorate.

The first referendum sought to alter the constitution's language regarding the family unit, proposing an extension of the definition of "family" beyond the confines of marriage to include "other durable relationships." However, this was defeated with a 67% majority voting against it.

The second referendum addressed the role of women in the home, attempting to remove references to women's "duties in the home" and replace them with a gender-neutral acknowledgement of family care. This too was rejected by a 74% majority.

Nanny Varadkar, who had been a proponent of these changes, admitted the defeat and acknowledged the government's failure to convince the majority. The result shows that people are fed up to the back teeth of polices being forced upon them by unelected single issue NGOs.

 

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Nanny's £1M Sectarian War Memorial

 

For reasons that only Nanny knows, she decreed in yesterday's Budget that £1m would be spent on a sectarian war memorial for Muslim's who died fighting for this country.

All very noble and virtue signalling, except for the fact we have many war memorials dedicated to those who lost their lives fighting for this country. These state funded memorials do not differentiate by religion, but seek to honour and remember all those who laid down their lives for this country equally and without prejudice or favouritism.

The Forces do not care about colour, creed, religion, economic or social background. They honour our fallen equally, and without judgement or prejudice. 

When you start singling out specific religions you sow the seeds of division. In the event this memorial is ever built, there will be immediate demands for ones honouring Jewish people, Christians, atheists etc.

This is not right by anyone's measure of decency or standards!

 
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The Biggest Prat in Christendom - Justin Welby

 

Welby and his cabal of virtue signalling bishops that have infested the Church of England, have recently announced its intention to create a £1 billion fund to tackle the legacy of slavery, and pay reparations to people who have never been slaves.

Welby’s proposal is misguided because it is based on a false assumption that the Church of England is somehow responsible for the sins of its ancestors. The Church of England did not own or trade slaves, nor did it endorse or condone slavery. In fact, the Church of England was one of the leading forces in the abolitionist movement, and many of its clergy and members campaigned against slavery and supported the emancipation of slaves.

Therefore, it is unfair and illogical to hold the Church of England accountable for something that it did not do, and to make it pay for the actions of individuals who died several centuries ago.

Welby’s proposal is impractical because the slaves are long since dead.

Slavery was (and still is) a global phenomenon that affected and affects millions of people across different continents, cultures, and generations. 

It is impossible to calculate the exact amount of harm or benefit that slavery caused or conferred to each individual or group, or to trace the genealogical or historical links between them. Moreover, it is unclear how the fund will be distributed, who will be eligible to apply, and what criteria will be used to assess the claims. The fund will create resentment and division among different communities, as some will feel excluded or discriminated against.

Welby ignores the fact that many Africans profited from the slave trade at the time, and pointedly ignores the fact that Britain was the first country in the world to outlaw it and proactively used the Royal Navy to hunt down the African slave traders and others.

Welby ignores that fact that slavery continues in the present day eg; sweat shops in Africa and Asia, human trafficking of sex workers and others, people smuggling etc.

Instead of spunking £1bn up the wall on people who have no right to the money, it should be used to help people in the UK eg the homeless.

It is high time that the church started to pay tax and Welby and his cabal be removed from office!

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Nanny Bans White Gaze

 

In a remarkable display of fuckwittery a theatre production about race, identity and sexuality in twenty-first century America will put on two nights for black audiences to watch the play 'free from the white gaze'.

Slave Play is coming to the Noël Coward theatre in London's West End from 29 June to 21 September. 

However, on the evenings of 17 July and 17 September the theatre will be instituting apartheid and banning whites from attending.

Those of you, who are white in colour, who are desperate to see the play on those two nights need not despair. For you see, in a further display of fuckwittery, you will be allowed to cast your white gaze on it if you "identify as black"!

I wonder if the people who come up with these ideas realise how fucking stupid they appear to those of us with functioning brain cells?

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