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Nanny Knows Best
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Thursday, March 15, 2012
Nanny Bans Nipples II
Following yesterday's article about Nanny MTV and Nanny Turner Entertainment’s, Adult Swim Network banning an advert featuring 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl, Kate Upton because of swearing and an "erect nipple" a good many loyal readers have taken time to study the video in order to identify the "erect nipple" segment which I could not see.
My thanks to one loyal reader who has sent me two stills from the video, where he has identified what he believes to be the offending nipples.
However, I am not yet convinced as (akin to spot the ball competitions) the location indicated by the arrows don't appear to be where one would expect them to be.
Comments and views welcome!
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Nanny Bans Nipples
On the subject of banned adverts, I am advised that MTV and Turner Entertainment’s, Adult Swim Network have banned the above advert featuring 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl, Kate Upton because of swearing and an "erect nipple".
I have studied the video and can see no nipple.
Can someone help me out here please?
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Nanny Bans Chav Tranquilizer
As racing aficionados know, it is the Cheltenham Festival. As such the bookies are doing what they do best, and are competing with each other to promote their "wares".
My commiserations to Paddy Power, who put filmed an advert (see above), who have had their advert banned before it was even shown on TV.
Needless to say, the banning of the advert has meant that the video on YouTube has gone viral, and #ChavTranquiliser is trending on Twitter.
Clever Paddy Power, using Nanny's rules against her!
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Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Humourless Students II - Nanny Bans Crossdressing
Oh dear, it seems that the attack of "humourlessness" that has affected the students of Oxford University has spread to those who study at Exeter University.
For reasons best known to themselves, the leaders of the university's Student Guild, recently got their knickers in a twist over cross dressing and decreed that it could be deemed as offensive as ‘blacking up’.
Now, in my simple mind, I thought that students were rather open minded and that if chaps wished to put on dresses and ladies wished to put on trousers, then that would be perfectly acceptable so long as it didn't frighten the horses.
Apparently not, for it seems that some chaps want to dress up as ladies purely for fun (eg post sporting event or pre celebration).
As we know, "fun" has been banned by Nanny's humourless students!
Nanny's Student Guild was worried that cross dressing would be deemed insulting to ‘gender-queer’ students.
Quote:
“The Guild is aware that there are several trans-identified students at Exeter and more who express their identity as gender-queer.
To parody this appearance is crass and offensive on the same level as ethnicity.
While 'blacking up' in various guises is not unlawful...by parodying an appearance you are taking on the public performance of a group of persons in a stereotypical or (sometimes) mocking way.
The Guild does not act in disciplinary fashion against members of the student body for performances of this nature, but we do express disapproval of unthinking and insulting appearances against minority student groups in particular - before you dress up in this fashion we would ask that you reconsider your actions and act in a culturally sensitive way so as not to give offence.
The Guild is not demanding that all such performances stop. We are merely asking for your consideration in making sure that your own individual behaviour is not harming, insulting or mocking another student."
On this basis I assume that "Little Britain", "The Two Ronnies", Danny La Rue films, all pantomimes etc etc are all banned on campus?
My advice to the students of Exeter, loosen up a bit; if you are this "anal" at your age, what will you be like when you are my age?
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Monday, March 12, 2012
Humourless Students
Oh dear how sad to see that, thanks to Nanny, even students appear to have lost their sense of humour. I well recall the days of student politics when candidates would dress as gorillas, or in fact a potted plant would stand and where the voters would ask the size of a particular candidate's "appendage".
Nowadays some students seem to take themselves far too seriously, as Madeline Grant (who is reading English lit and languages at St Hilda's Oxford) found to her cost recently.
Miss Grant was standing for election as Oxford Union Librarian, and her election flier stated:
“I don't hack, I just have a great rack."
She went on to say that she was "committed to helping members pull" after she organised a "sell-out Valentine's social".
Needless to say some Nanny brainwashed students had a major sense of humour failure, and branded the material as "deeply offensive".
Fellow students accused her of "damaging the perception of women" and showing a “distinct lack of judgement”.
Miss Grant's manifesto was therefore censored.
So much for freedom of speech and expression!
Sadly Miss Grant lost by 97 votes.
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Friday, March 09, 2012
Nanny Town - Hands Off Our Packs
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