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Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

Offset That!


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Thursday, December 14, 2023

Aviva Bans White Males


 

For reasons best know to herself the ironically named Amanda Blanc (CEO of Aviva) insists that she signs off on all new white male recruits (lest they actually get hired).

She seems to think that this is something to be proud of, even though this policy is both racist and sexist.

In reality companies that go down the woke route end up reversing the policies as they inevitably lead to higher costs and lost revenues.

Go woke, go broke!


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Friday, December 08, 2023

The Enemy Within

 

Western universities have become infested with people such as these, who openly smirk when asked a direct question about anti-Semitism on campus. The UK is no exception!





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Thursday, December 07, 2023

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

Auntie's Racist Misogynistic Plague


 

Auntie isn't exactly covering herself in glory these days.

She has now decreed that the medieval plague was racist and misogynistic.

She neglects to mention that:

1 Life in medieval Europe was pretty shitty for most people

2 There were, at most, a handful of non white people living in medieval England at that time.

Why let facts get in the way of Auntie's agenda?


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Tuesday, November 14, 2023

Net Zero Will Make You Poorer


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Tuesday, November 07, 2023

German Nanny Bans Anne Frank


 

A German daycare centre named after Anne Frank has been renamed to avoid upsetting children from immigrant backgrounds.

The building in Tangerhütte, Saxony-Anhalt, is to be rebranded “Weltentdecker” (Explorers of the World) to spare local children from being exposed to the thorny issue of the Shoah and the murder of six million Jews.

The daycare centre was originally named after Anne Frank, the young Dutch Jewish girl who perished in Bergen-Belsen along with her mother and sister, during the era of the German Democratic Republic (East Germany) in the 1970s.

The call for renaming it came from parents and staff who considered Anne Frank's name too complex for young children.

They claimed the Holocaust and Anne Frank's story proved “challenging”, especially for children from immigrant backgrounds.

Centre manager Linda Schichor said: “We sought a name without political connotations.”

Now the municipal facility’s board of trustees has approved the change. And even local mayor Andreas Brohm says it is the right thing to do.

“Parents and staff desire a name that aligns more with the revised concept, a name free from global political association,” he said.

The International Auschwitz Committee has expressed its outrage.

Vice-president Christoph Heubner slammed the decision, saying: “To dismiss our history so lightly, especially during these times marked by resurging antisemitism and right-wing extremism, and to view Anne Frank's name as unsuitable in the public sphere, fills us with dread and anxiety about our nation's culture of remembrance,” he said.

Anne Frank’s diary, a global bestseller, chronicled her experiences in hiding from the occupying Germans in Amsterdam from 1942 to 1944 when her family was betrayed. She died in 1945, aged 15. Her father, Otto Frank, was the family’s sole survivor.

Those that ignore their history are destined to be overwhelmed by it!

To do this in order to appease certain sections of the community is wrong, and will end in tears.

 


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Monday, November 06, 2023

Presenting The New Chair of The UN Human Rights Committee


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Thursday, November 02, 2023

M&S Kowtows To The Mob



 

Back in August M&S filmed their Christmas advert.

Within it there is a scene where red, white and green Christmas paper hats are on fire in the fireplace.

M&S posted an image of that on Instagram yesterday by way of generating some PR around their Christmas campaign.

Unfortunately for them they forgot that some people are utter morons, step forward the cretinous mob who decided that red and green paper hats were in fact representative of the Palestinian flag.

Factoids for the cretinous mob:

1 red and green are the traditional colours of Christmas

2 The Italian, and Hungarian flags also contain red white and green (were M&S disrespecting them too?)

The mob duly bayed for blood and M&S, foolishly, gave in and deleted their Instagram post (whilst still running the TV ad) and issued a grovelling apology.

M&S have clearly not understood the basic law of mobs; they are akin to rabid dogs, if you try to be nice to them, they will bite you!


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Friday, October 13, 2023

Where Have All The Luvvies Gone?


 

Up until last Saturday, Twitter was infested with daily/hourly posts from various "celebrity" luvvies (such as Lineker and Carol Voldermoan) who feel it their mission on earth to tell us their views on events, politics, social issues etc.

They are of the opinion that their views are the only correct ones, and people who disagree with them clearly are morally, intellectually and ethically bankrupt. 

For you see ladies and gentlemen, when you are a wealthy, cosseted luvvie you have the right to tell others how to live their lives, and who they should let in to their country; because luvvies never have to live with the consequences or costs.

However, since the atrocities committed in Israel last Saturday, the luvvies have been as silent as the grave!


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Friday, October 06, 2023

Nanny Sunak To Ban Fags

 


For reasons best known to himself, Nanny Sunak has decided to ban fags over a period of years in order to save the NHS.

This will give rise to the unedifying prospect of middle aged people, at some stage in the future, trying to prove that they are over 41 etc.

Aside from that nonsense, this leads us on the slippery slope to other items being banned  (as we are here to serve the NHS, not the other way around) eg:

-booze

-red meat

-dairy

-fat

-salt

-sugar etc.

Nanny will not stop until she has drained every pleasure from our lives!


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Friday, September 29, 2023

The Queen of Nimbys - Proud of Keeping People Homeless


The lack of self awareness in this one is strong!

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Thursday, September 28, 2023

Auntie Tries To Cancel GB News


 

Following on from Laurence Fox's idiotic comments on GB News the other night, Auntie saw her chance to push the cancel narrative in the hope that she could get GB News (which has started to undermine Auntie's viewing figures) cancelled.

Auntie is forgetting a few things, were she to succeed in cancelling GB News her own less than wholesome performance will come under the spotlight.

In 2019 Jo Brand joked about throwing acid over Nigel Farage on the BBC - No further action. 

In 2020 Sophie Dukes joked about killing white people on Frankie Boyle's New World Order - No further action. 

 In 2020 Miriam Margolyes said she wanted Boris Johnson to die on live TV while he was seriously ill with COVID - No further action.


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Monday, September 25, 2023

The Public Sector Sniffles Disrupts Air Travel


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Tuesday, September 19, 2023

NHS Spaffing Our Money Up The Wall!


 

Despite there being a waiting list of around 7 million, the cretins running the NHS seem to think time and money is better spent on this crap.

 


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Friday, September 15, 2023

Mate With Short People To Save The Planet


 

 

The New York Times is run by clowns!


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Thursday, September 14, 2023

Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Nanny Khan To Ban Everything


 

A climate change initiative, spearheaded by Sadiq Khan, is recommending against buying more than three items of clothing a year, privately owning a car and flying more than once every three years. 

The C40 Climate Leadership group comprises, in its own words, “a network of nearly 100 mayors of the world’s leading cities that are united in action to confront the climate crisis”, and has commissioned a report making suggestions for how cities can halve their greenhouse gas emissions by 2030. 

Khan chairs the C40 group.

The Wall Street Journal this week highlighted the less highly-publicised proposals in its report, authored in collaboration with the University of Leeds, such as “no meat, no dairy and no private vehicles”. 

Also suggested is travelling by plane only once every three years, which the WSJ compares to the policies of “climate lockdowns”.

The zealots who proselytise the new religion of Net Zero are the enemies of humanity!


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Tuesday, September 12, 2023

Nanny Hates Cars


 

Welsh Nanny, in the shape of the ill fitting suit Drakeford, and London Nanny (Khan) are imposing 20mph speed limits in the respective fiefdoms.

They claim that this is for health and safety reasons (ie the usual bollocks).

The actual reason is that their beloved electric vehicles are heavier than petrol ones, as such they tear up the roads something chronic and add to smorgasbord of potholes that infest Britain's road network.

Coming soon they will be asking that a man with a red flag walks in front of cars!


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Monday, September 04, 2023

Stalin's Nanny Joins The WHO


 

Professor Susan Michie (UCL Psychology and Language Sciences) has been appointed Chair of the World Health Organisation’s (WHO) Technical Advisory Group on Behavioural Insights and Sciences for Health. 

Susan Michie, aka Stalin's Nanny (people who knew her at university called her that because she was/still is a devout communist and admirer of Stalin), was part of FAKE SAGE and is a mask/lockdown fanatic.

The fact that WHO have taken her on should come as no surprise, given that it is a corrupt organisation with plans to supersede the rights of nation states to determine their own health and quarantine policies. 

The WHO, FAKE SAGE and their acolytes should be spurned as you would a rabid dog!


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Thursday, August 31, 2023

Nanny's Brave New World of Digital Id


 

The proponents of digital id would have us believe that it will transform our lives for the better.

Needless to say, such a transformation of our lives can be used against us. Take a look at China's social credit system if you want a vision of how badly things might work out in the future.

There is one ray of hope, as evidenced by this week's computer meltdown of air traffic control and the ongoing IT clusterfuck in HMRC (aka Making Tax Digital), Nanny is incapable of setting up and running a competent IT system!


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Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Scottish Nanny Kills More People With Booze Than Drugs


 

Unsurprisingly, Scottish Nanny's minimum unit pricing for booze (introduced in 2018) has led to an sharp rise in alcohol related deaths.

The latest figures from National Records of Scotland (NRS) show 1,276 people died from conditions caused by alcohol in 2022. 

Deaths from booze in Scotland now outrank deaths from drugs!

Nanny's rules kill people!


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Thursday, August 24, 2023

Charity Begins At Home!


 

A charity commission report found evidence of “inappropriate” payments, misconduct and mismanagement at Care4Calais, a charity that played a key part in legal action which have held up the Government’s Rwanda deportation flights.

It described as “inappropriate” payments of £340,000 from the charity into the personal account of Care4Calais’ founder and former trustee Clare Moseley, an arrangement that it said put its funds at “undue risk”.

As the old saying goes "charity begins at home"!


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Tuesday, August 15, 2023

Bacon Hating TWAT!


Put cigarette-style health warnings in packs of bacon to stop Britons suffering health issues such as type 2 diabetes, says Labour donor Dale Vince.

TWAT! 

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Friday, August 04, 2023

Nanny Bans Black Market


 

UK Finance, a lobby group which represents the interests of Britain’s banks and those in financial services, wants to ban the phrase "black market" on the grounds that they believe it is racist. They suggest that people should use "illegal market".

This is of course nonsense, as the the term 'black market' is a descriptive term,. It is not a derogatory term. It is simply a way of describing a market that operates outside of the law.

I assume words such as blackberry, blackout, black board etc will also be banned?

Maybe we should just pretend that the word "black" doesn't exist at all?

Failing that, how about using common sense and judging words and phrases based on the context in which they are used?


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Wednesday, August 02, 2023

Educashun - Climate Change Fanatics Want To Starve The World


 

Our taxes paid for the educashun of cretins like this! 

The ultimate goal of the climate change fanatics is to drastically reduce the world's human population, starvation is the swiftest method.


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Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Auntie Jumps The Shark

 


Totally inappropriate for a number of reasons (not least the safety of the women in the football team).


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Thursday, July 20, 2023

Just Stop Pissing Everyone Off Surround and Block JSO Wankers

Bloody brilliant!


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Monday, July 17, 2023

Heat Fear Porn Going Through The Roof

 


Ignore the heat fear porn that the media are bombarding you with.

In the event the weather becomes warm, simply apply a knotted hankie to your head!


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Friday, July 14, 2023

Sky News Is Utter Fucking BOLLOCKS!

People are happily walking around behind the non sweating Sky News presenter.

This news report is utter fucking bollocks!


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Friday, July 07, 2023

Are You Wrongly Calibrated?


 

Professor David Halpern, CEO of Nanny's Nudge Unit, is very pleased with himself and the outcome of Covid.

It is, in his opinion, "much easier to now imagine" that people would meekly comply with lockdowns and mask wearing (even though those policies were a disaster for the economy and people's mental health).

In his view only those who are "wrongly calibrated" would resist in future.

Halpern and his ilk are a perfect example of the arrogant patronising civil servants that we have controlling the country (with or without the acquiescence of those who we elected).

Fortunately, as you can see from people's comments, Halpern and his ilk will not find any future attempt to control us so easy.


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Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Hancock Wants More Lockdowns


 

Hancock's appearance at the Covid Inquiry yesterday was not one of his best days.

He attempted to show apology and emotion, only to be rebuffed by the KC and the families of the victims of Covid.

However, true to form, the little weasel beat the lockdown drum loud and hard calling for “wider, earlier, more stringent” lockdowns if we’re hit again in future.

Unfortunately, as I wrote the other day, this fits in with the narrative that this farcical Inquiry seeks to write; namely that we should have harder, stricter lockdowns in the future for diseases that will become endemic!


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BBC Wankers!


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Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Welsh Nanny To Ban Meal Deals


 

Welsh Nanny will ban meal deals with a high fat, sugar or salt content.

Temporary price drops and multi-buy offers on the unhealthiest foods will also be banned in the proposals put forward by the Welsh Nanny government.

Aside from the fact that it's not up to Nanny to tell us what we can eat and drink, messing with cheap deals at a time of high inflation is utterly bonkers!


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Wednesday, June 21, 2023

The Lockdowns and COVID Rules Were BOLLOCKS!


 

If Nanny ever tries this again, don't comply!


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Wednesday, June 14, 2023

British Army Fiddles Whilst Ukraine Burns

Given the fact that the word "woman" contains to the word "man", to refer to someone as eg a "rifleman" actually desexes the word and is clearly not sexist.


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Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Nanny's Biased Covid Inquiry


 

Those of you hoping that the UK might benefit from Nanny's Covid Inquiry are to be severely disappointed.

The Inquiry will run for several years, and is not expected to conclude until Summer 2026. By way of comparison, Sweden has already had its Inquiry.

To add insult to injury, the Inquiry will be taking evidence from members of FAKE SAGE (the group of political activists who used Covid to promote their communist agenda).

The final nail in the coffin of credibility for this tainted Inquiry, is the fact that people who attend will be required to take Covid tests!


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Thursday, June 08, 2023

Warm Weather Does Not Need a BBC Warning!


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Monday, June 05, 2023

Lockdowns Were a Colossal Policy Failure


 

Unsurprisingly it is now confirmed that Nanny's lockdowns were a colossal policy failure.

Lockdown saved as few as 1,700 lives in England and Wales in spring 2020, according to a landmark study which concludes the benefits of the policy were “a drop in the bucket compared to the staggering collateral costs” imposed.

Scientists from Johns Hopkins University and Lund University examined almost 20,000 studies on measures taken to protect populations against Covid across the world.

Their findings suggest that lockdowns in response to the first wave of the pandemic, when compared with less strict policies adopted by the likes of Sweden, prevented as few as 1,700 deaths in England and Wales. In an average week there are around 11,000 deaths in England and Wales.

The report authors said their findings showed that the draconian measures had a “negligible impact” on Covid mortality and were a “policy failure of gigantic proportions”.

Johns Hopkins is one of the most respected medical schools in the world and became known during the pandemic for its Covid dashboard measuring cases and deaths all over the world.

The study’s authors conclude: 

“The science of lockdowns is clear; the data are in: the deaths saved were a drop in the bucket compared to the staggering collateral costs imposed.”

The detrimental impact of lockdown on children’s health and education, on economic growth and its contribution to large increases in public debt has become increasingly clear since the policy was introduced.


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Thursday, June 01, 2023

Ireland Invaded By Coneheads


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Tuesday, May 30, 2023

EU Fuckwits Try To Ban Twitter


 

The fuckwits running the EU are so pissed off with the fact that Twitter allows people to post things that the EU doesn't like, that it is seeking to ban it.

They are so fuckwitted in the EU that they haven't twigged that any ban is easily circumvented by the use of VPN.


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Friday, May 26, 2023

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Thursday, May 25, 2023

Met Shamed Into Doing Its Job!


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Monday, May 22, 2023

Irish Nanny Hates Alcohol


 

Irish Nanny is set to introduce new alcohol labelling rules that will require all alcoholic beverages to carry health warnings about the risks of drinking. The new rules, which were approved by the Irish government in September 2022, will come into effect in 2026.

The labels will include three key messages:

  • Drinking alcohol causes liver disease.
  • There is a direct link between alcohol and fatal cancers.
  • Drinking alcohol during pregnancy can cause harm to the unborn baby.

The labels will also include the number of calories and grams of alcohol in each serving.

The Irish government says that the new labels are a necessary step to reduce the harmful effects of alcohol consumption. Alcohol is a major risk factor for a number of health problems, including liver disease, cancer, and heart disease. 

My sympathies to the good people of Ireland, this will not make any difference to the amount that people drink it will merely increase the costs!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Greggs Beats Met Ban on Sausage Rolls


 

Greggs has won its battle with the Metropolitan Police over plans to sell sausage rolls and other hot food late at night in its flagship Leicester Square store.

The bakery chain had applied for a 24-hour licence for the store, but the Met objected, saying it was concerned about the potential for increased crime and disorder.

However, a licensing sub-committee of Westminster Council has now approved the application, saying it was satisfied that Greggs had put in place adequate measures to prevent problems.

These include the installation of CCTV, the employment of security guards and the removal of seating from the store.

The decision is a victory for Greggs, which has been keen to offer late-night food to customers in the busy Leicester Square area.

It is also a setback for the Met, which had argued that the extended opening hours would lead to an increase in crime and disorder.

The decision is likely to be welcomed by many people who work or live in the area, who will now be able to get a Greggs sausage roll at any time of day or night.

It is also a boost for the bakery chain, which has been facing increasing competition from other food retailers.

The decision is likely to set a precedent for other businesses in the area, which may now be more likely to apply for late-night licences.

The decision is also likely to be welcomed by the local council, which is keen to see the area become more vibrant and attractive to visitors.


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Thursday, April 20, 2023

Nanny Bans Greggs Sausage Rolls


 

Greggs has fallen foul of Nanny and is preparing for a court fight against its ban on selling late night sausage rolls and bacon baps at its flagship Leicester Square store.

The baker was refused permission to trade hot food 24 hours a day last year after the Met argued that the extended opening times could lead to a wave of “crime and disorder”. The Met, I would have thought, has more pressing internal matters to address rather than fret over sausage rolls.

Anyhoo, Nanny is worried that the 24 hour Greggs will cause problems if people are allowed to eat sausage rolls there (rather ignoring the fact that a hungry drunk is more aggressive than a full one).

A three-day court hearing has now been scheduled for May 16, 17 and 18 where Greggs will appeal the decision not to allow it to serve up hot food after 11pm at the West End location.

The absolute nonsense of this ban can be seen by the fact that the majority of the food sold by Greggs is made at industrial bakeries and then re-heated. Shops do not need a licence to sell them because they are not kept hot in store.

However the  other cooked products, such as bacon baps, sausage breakfast rolls and potato wedges, as well as tea and coffee, needs special permission from the local authority to be sold between 11pm and 5am.

As such, the Met and council have banned some food but not other food.

Greggs said customers could become “confused” if its full menu was not available to them all evening and would be more likely to cause trouble. 

As noted, the Met has more than enough internal issues to worry about. Given that it can't see the absurdity of banning some food but not other food, I doubt that it has a chance in hell of being able to rectify its internal problems!

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Monday, April 17, 2023

Nanny Bans Brecon Beacons


 

The Brecon Beacons National Park has got its collective eco knickers in a twist over the word "beacon" in its name.

For why?

Well you see children it doesn't fit in the the net zero bollocks that we are all meant to believe in (beacons emit carbon). As such the prats running the park will rename it Bannau Brycheiniog.

Will the change of name lower carbon emissions?

Will it fuck!

 
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Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Nanny's St George's Day Emergency


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Tuesday, April 04, 2023

Friday, March 17, 2023

Nanny Bans Mother and Father

 


Nanny's chums in Oxfam have decreed that "mother" and "father" are offensive words, and as such has banned them.

Oxfam has urged staff to avoid the terms “mother” and “father” and instead use “parent” following the publication of its Inclusive Language Guide.

Other banned words include "headquarters" (apparently it smacks of power).

Oxfam can stick its Newspeak guide up its arse!


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Wednesday, March 01, 2023

Kindle Censors What You Read


 


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Friday, February 24, 2023

Dahl Classic vs Dahl "Lite"


 

Puffin UK has announced they are to release Roald Dahl books without any changes, following major criticism.

The publishers decision to amend the language used in the classic children’s author’s books was universally slammed by all and sundry.

The latest editions were to be edited to remove potentially offensive language.

The classic collection will sit alongside the newly-released Roald Dahl books for young readers, which have been rewritten to cater for the sensitivities of modern audiences.

In other words Puffin has pulled a marketing sleight of hand, by offering two versions of the same book.


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Wednesday, February 08, 2023

Prats of The Week - The Church of England


 

Seemingly Church of England bishops are to debate whether God should be gender neutral - even dropping “our Father” from the Lord's Prayer. 

To quote something, someone once allegedly said:

Father, forgive them, because they do not know what they are doing!

 
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Monday, February 06, 2023

Jeremy Vine Should Have Gone To Specsavers!


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Monday, January 30, 2023

Councils Curtailing Freedom of Movement


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