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Showing posts with label election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label election. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Nanny To Ban Thought Crime Tweeters From Voting


As I have stated before, when Orwell wrote "1984" it was meant to be a warning, not a blue print!

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Wednesday, November 09, 2016

Snowflakes Offered Optional Exams To Ease Shock of Trump Victory

Students are being triggered across the nation tonight and so one Yale Economics professor has taken a stand to protect the special snowflakes are they wrote him expressing shock over the outcome of the presidential election... by making their exams optional.



Source ZeroHedge
 
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Should Elections Be Given a Health Warning?

I ask the above question because the result of the Presidential election appears to have set many people on the path towards some form of mental breakdown, judging by some posts on Facebook and Twitter!

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Wednesday, November 02, 2016

The Land of The Free?



It seems that the mainstream media in the USA is so afraid of their scripted narrative being thrown off course by extraneous data that the Washington Post has called for the media not to publish data from Wikileaks.

For why?

Wikileaks can only be the work of the "evil" Russians, because it contravenes the version of "reality" promulgated by the MSM!

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Sunday, May 10, 2015

Twat - Left Wing Nanny Bans Customers


Were the shopkeeper to ban people on the basis of race, sex or any other issue he would be arrested.

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Thursday, April 09, 2015

The Sexism of Names


As we endure another month of general Election "fever", spare a thought for the good people of America who are already being wound up for next November's presidential elections (the two parties have yet to select their candidates, so there is that to "enjoy" as well!).

Anyhoo, despite all of the issues facing the USA, it seems that some people are fretting about whether it is sexist or not to call Hillary Clinton:

- Hillary,
- Hillary Clinton, or
- Clinton

McClatchyDC has quite a decent article outlining the angst that some people have on the subject.

Here's why this angst is bollocks:

1 There are some very serious issues facing the USA (and the world), this nonsense is a waste of time/energy

2 Male politicians are also known/branded by their first name, eg Teddy Roosevelt and Boris Johnson

Have these people nothing better to worry about?

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Thursday, March 13, 2014

Compulsory Voting


I see that Kevin Meagher from the Labour Uncut blog has called for compulsory voting, and said everyone should be made to take part in elections or face a fine.

Does Meagher not get "democracy"?

Not voting or registering to vote is a political statement in itself; every bit as valid as voting Tory, Labour, Liberal etc.

By making voting compulsory Meagher would be damaging the fabric of democracy itself.

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Saturday, May 08, 2010

Hello Young Lovers



Whilst Cameron and Clegg woo each other, and an angry Scotsman sits alone in his bunker, it should be remembered that an economic tsunami is heading our way.

This, if it is not addressed swiftly by national governments (btw we need to form one soon very quickly), will be far worse than the last banking crisis that was visited upon us.

Be warned the "perfect storm" of:

- PIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Greece and Spain) collapsing one by one
- The lack of a government in the UK
- The collapse in the Dow
- The blood sucking squid investigation
- Civil blood makes civil hands unclean (across Europe)

will bring the world's banking system to the very edge of freezing up (ie no cash in the cash machines).

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Friday, May 07, 2010

Well Hung!

Well HungWell my loyal readers, it seems that we are facing a hung parliament.

Gordon Brown, despite being clearly the loser, will desperately cling on to power in Downing Street. Meanwhile the economy will collapse, and we face turning into a cold/damp climate version of Greece (see my views on what we should do with Greece on www.loanbuster.net).

Despite all the hooplah over "boy Clegg", the Liberal Democrats have managed to perform less well than they did in the last election. However, they appear to be under the illusion that they have the right to act as "king makers".

On the ground we saw clear evidence that 13 years of ZaNuLabour have turned us into a third world country, unable to even print enough ballot papers for people to vote with.

The final piece of icing on the cake is that whoever cobbles together some form of "government" will inevitably have to call another election before the end of the year.

Welcome to the third world!

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Thursday, May 06, 2010

Happy Election Day

Happy Happy Joy Joy!
Gradually recovering after a somewhat hectic schedule of meetings/events in Dalian and Beijing.

Re "will the site still be here if ZaNuLabour lose?"

Well of course it will!

Do you seriously think that the Tories or Liberals have any genuine intention on rolling back the frontiers of the state?

Once I am fully back in harness I have a few amusing tales to tell about BA (watch out for that soon on the BA site), and one homogeneously appalling tale of how Nat West (owned by RBS - the taxpayers' bank) has treated my bedridden 89 year old uncle.

They have behaved like total c*nts!

In the meantime there is much I need to catch up on.

Ken

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I Predict a Riot

Riot
I have been gemused with how all of the main political parties would have us believe that a vote for "the other lot" would cause financial chaos.

Well, that has been rather blown apart by the unsurprising revelation that none of the main political parties are being entirely "honest" (politics and honesty do not go hand in hand) with the long suffering electorate.

It seems that were the political parties to actually implement their manifesto "promises", wrt cutting the deficit and not raising taxes, then we will see cuts in public expenditure the like of which have not been witnessed since the Second World War (if Tory) or the dark days of the Labour government of the 70's (if Liberal or Labour).

Were the parties inclined to minimise the cuts, if they want to get the economy back in good shape, then they will have to raise taxes to unprecedented levels.

I could of course point out that had Brown not frittered away the surplus revenues during times of plenty, on hiking public sector pay and on the fees of consultants, we might be in better shape now.

However, we are where we are and we cannot put the clock back.

Either way given that the tax payers are already massively overburdened, and that the country as a whole seems totally reliant on the state to wipe its collective bottom, the results of the cuts and tax rises will provoke civil unrest not seen since the 70's.

For what it is worth, I don't think we should get too stressed out by the debt levels. They are manageable.

What is actually required is a whole scale restructuring, and re design, of the public sector ie:

- public sector pensions
- pay
- what it is actually meant to do
- simplification of the tax system (see www.hmrcisshite.com for my views on what needs to be done)
- simplification of the benefits system
- a return to self responsibility and a recognition that actions have consequences

However, none of the political parties have the stones to do that.

I predict a riot whichever bunch of BS artists gets in!

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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Twatter Of The Year

Twatter
Congratulations to Stuart MacLennan, the erstwhile Labour candidate for Moray, who has been disbarred by Labour from standing as their candidate, owing to some tweets that he posted on Twitter.

He posted such gems as:

-Describing the elderly as "coffin dodgers"

-Describing John Bercow a "twat"

-Describing Nick Clegg a "bastard" and Dianne Abbot, a "fucking" idiot.

-"God this fair-trade, organic banana is shit. Can I have a slave grown, chemically enhanced, genetically modified one please?"

-"Made my connecting train. No first class it would appear. Sitting opposite the ugliest old boot I've ever seen too".

-In another tweet he indicated that he spent most of his time on the campaign trail drunk.

The official line from the Labour bunker is that these were rather old tweets, and that they were not aware of them at the time.

The reality is that some of the tweets were not that old, and that certain high ranking Labour people (eg Ed Balls, John Prescott and Andy Burnham) had signed up as "followers" of MacLennan.

I see that MacLennan is student of my old university Edinburgh.

Well I have to say he has been a Twatter, that's for sure. However, the Labour party have been larger Twatters for not seeing how this would end when they selected him for the seat and for then claiming that they didn't know anything about it.

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Friday, April 09, 2010

The Media Serves Nanny



Sad to see that during this period of great electoral "excitement" that certain sections of the media (not just the shouty tabloids) have become obsessed with the party leaders' wives, and what they are wearing.

I understand that at least one shouty media organisation makes a daily phone call to each party HQ to ask what exactly the leaderenes will be wearing that day.

Now call me old fashioned, but would it not better serve the voters' interests if the media focused on policies, candidates and the key issues?

I have no doubt that the parties are delighted to avoid the hard questions by providing fashion information in excruciating detail (after all they have been very keen to parade the ladies in front of the media). Doubtless they feel that by pandering to the perceived "aspirations" of the "mumsnet" target demographic they will swing the election.

However, the unholy alliance between the media and the parties is doing an incredible disservice to the voters.

Is it any wonder that we have ended up with the dismal choice that we are now facing?

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Tuesday, April 06, 2010

The Election

Vote Dick
Ugh!

Another week crashes down upon us and strafes our buttocks.

With all the inevitability and the tedium of an unloved season we face another general election, in which the politicians would have us believe that they actually care what we think.

The "big decision", "big ideas" and "time for change" appear to be the phrases that will be rammed down our throats.

True to form, MORI rang me last night to garner (or is it garnish?) my opinion. I put the phone down.

The sad and depressing reality is that whoever wins the next election the British public will see precious little meaningful change, aside from some tinkering with tax rates.

-We will face months of industrial unrest
-The public sector pension black hole will not be addressed
-Taxes will remain high
-Hospitals will continue to be mismanaged
-Governemtn IT projects will waste ever more billions
-Schools will continue to turn out people who are unfit for the real world
-Politicians will continue to treat us as prostrate milch cows
-The Nanny state will continue to do all it can to increase surveillance and control over the minutiae of our lives

Therefore vote for whoever claims to stand against all of the above, even if they wear a plastic bucket on their head.

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Saturday, April 03, 2010

Pussycat Pussycat IV

Drug Ban Chaos

As expected!

"The war of attrition between the Government and its scientific advisers over how to curb illegal drug use claimed another casualty yesterday as an eighth member of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD) resigned over claims of ministerial interference.

Eric Carlin said he believed the Government's decision to rush through a ban on the dance drug mephedrone had been politically motivated in order for the Government to look tough prior to the election
."

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Thursday, February 04, 2010

The Pope Touched My Thigh

Pope RatzingerI am "gemused" to see that the tireless campaigner for women's rights and equality for all, Harriet Harperson, has watered down her "Equality Bill" following divine intervention from Pope Ratzinger.

Seemingly Harperson and ZaNuLabour don't want to go to war with "holy mother church", most especially when the Pope is coming to Britain during an election year.

I realise that Blair believes that the Pope is inflammable etc but, given that he has gone and was responsible for a disastrous fanatical holy war in the Middle East, I would have thought that ZaNuLabour would have shaken free of the shackles of religious fundamentalism by now.

Evidently not!

Politics and religion should be kept separate at all times.

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Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Waste

WTF

I was watching the goggle box last night, and during the space of one hour I was visually assaulted four times by adverts from Nanny telling me to stop smoking and warning me that I may get mouth cancer if I drink more than 2 glasses of a wine a day.

Wrt to the latter, this is as likely as a piano falling on my head. Nanny has gathered together all the possible things that people tend to die of, and blamed them on drink.

Hardly scientific!

Hardly effective!


Why is she wasting vast sums of our money on lecturing us in this fashion?

Simple, there is an election around the corner and she needs to look busy. She does not give a flying fig for the scientific accuracy or not of these daft sermons, she only cares about looking busy.

Still, at least these monumental wastes of money keep some members of the "beloved" advertising industry in work!

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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

The Scanners Are Coming

Body Scanner

I amused to see that our "beloved" PM Gordon "Smiler" Brown has authorised the installation of body scanners, at all of the UK's airports, in response to the threat posed by morons who try to detonate their underpants.

Here are a few observations about Brown's "great" plan:

1 Scanners have been considered in the past, and deemed not up to the job.

2 Scanners require a human to spot the "bomb", they are therefore not infallible.

3 Scanners will not pick up certain dangerous substances.

4 Brown has ordered a review of security, with special emphasis on scanners. Yet he has overridden the review, even before it has concluded/reported, and ordered scanners.

Why?

It's an election year, and he has to look "decisive".

5 Body scanners will most likely break Nanny's anti child porn laws.

6 Why waste resources treating all passengers as suspects, when experts in the field of terrorism have stated (time and time again) that the terrorists fit a reasonably "easy to identify" profile?

Nanny is just trying to look busy, to make us think that she is useful to us.

However, do not be too alarmed, as said this is a "directive from Brown himself:

1 Orders from Brown never actually come to fruition.

2 These days orders from the Number 10 bunker carry as much weight as Fuhrer orders did in April 1945.

3 Brown/Labour will cock this up, as they have done every other thing in the past 13 years.

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Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Thought For The Day

WTF!
A small "pop quiz" for all my loyal readers.

Question

Which country/region would you invade in order to promote democracy, and make the world a "safer" place?

1 A country that used to hold regular elections for its president, or

2 A region that appointed an unknown political lightweight to the newly created position of president, by way of a closed door political stitch up between heads of government, without consulting its people?

Answer

Isn't it obvious?

Country number 1!

Why?

The first country was Iraq, the second region is the EU.

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The True Nature of ZaNuLabour

ZaNuLabour
Nanny's desire to keep tabs on our phone calls and emails, via building a massive central database, had taken a wee bit of a setback.

For why?

Nanny, despite being all things to all men (in her deluded mind), is not up to building such an enormous database viz; the costs, the size, the security issues etc etc.

So my loyal readers, are we to conclude that the project is dead?

Why of course not!

Nanny has come up with a "brilliant" solution.

She is making the companies that provide email and phone services responsible for keeping records!

All telecoms companies and internet service providers will be required by law to keep a record of every customer's personal communications, showing who they are contacting, when, where and which websites they are visiting (registering every online click).

As an added bonus, Nanny will grant a staggering 653 public bodies the right to access this information. These bodies include our old "friends" in our "respected, competent and trustworthy" local councils, the police, the Financial Services Authority (the body which oversaw, but didn't react to, the financial meltdown), the Ambulance Service, fire authorities and prison governors (eh?).

The final icing on the cake of Nanny's master plan, is that these organs of the state will not require the permission of a judge or a magistrate to access the information. All they will require is the authorisation of a senior police officer, or the equivalent of an unelected deputy head of department at a local authority.

Common purpose anyone?

By the way, the private firms will be paid at least £2BN per annum (of our money) to spy on us!

The Information Commissioner's Office thinks that this idea is bollocks (as do I):

"The Information Commissioner believes that the case has yet to be made for the collection and processing of additional communications data for the population as a whole being relevant and not excessive."

The legislation won't come before Parliament until after the General Election, therefore we must ensure that ZaNuLabour are kicked out of office.

The state has become the enemy of the people, Daily Telegraph take note!

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